Hey guys! I'm going to do the Kylie Jenner challenge. *Puts glass at mouth then puts it down* Oh sorry, it didn't work because I don't suck.
You can't have the usual if you're not regular. That was dumb, I know. Here's one from growing up: A man was commissioned to paint the new church for the parish. However, he was a very stingy and cheap guy, so he bought a little paint and a lot of paint thinner, to save money. He goes to paint the church, and it ends up looking terrible, so all the parishioners are upset. The guy feels terrible, so he talks to the priest and asks what he should do. The priest replies, "Repaint, and thin no more."
What do you call a pansexual guy named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan nick at the disco! *laughs like crazy and belts out P!ATD songs while everyone else judges me*
This youtuber comedian is telling us a story about his parents visiting him in Los Angeles. I like this guy since his stories usually includes a lesson for us. [YOUTUBE]qnEydoaJNNs[/YOUTUBE]
https://www.distractify.com/test-answers-that-are-totally-wrong-but-still-genius-1197820269.html Not really a joke but I can't stop laughing at it
Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? Spoiler He was caught drinking on the job.
