Pretty sure everyone breaks this, I masterbate on Sundays also so I'm going downstairs for sure. But hey, I've lived in Scotland, I wouldn't mind some heat!
1-Do whatever you want, as long as you aren't harming or bothering anyone. Other rules would be variants of this one, such as "be honest", "don't steal", "don't ever forget the Ketchup", etc.
I was gonna say something nice about leaders. But my other side thought "Just because Kaiser asked for 10, doesn't mean I have to provide 10!" And we reached an agreement that I would remove the 10th commandment, if he removed some mean comments about society.
1) Take in your surroundings. 2) Pay attention to the person you are talking to. 3) Have empathy, love snd compassion for others: it's easier to tell if they're going to screw you. 4) Face it: you have too strong of a constitution to throw in the towel. You are stuck with living. 5) Enjoy your bad habits with joyful defiance, or give them up with the same. Guilt clogs your arteries and damages your brain. 6) If a little is not enough, then none will suffice. 7) The answer to anger problems is to make an humorous hobby of being a disagreeable curmudgeon. 8) Do not shower, with humility and honesty, those who mistake them for incompetence. It's not that they don't deserve the worth, since everyone really does, but the worth of these values is actually lost on them. If you can figure out how to get through to them, then Jesus is real, and he has given you a miracle. I will acknowledge it if you can prove to me that you have gotten through to someone who does not respect integrity, as long as you tell me how you did it. 9) Although being an actual narcissistic psychopath is an inexcusable fault that will eventually destroy your life, being able to convincingly imitate one is apparently very good money. It is kind of like separating fantasy from reality. If you can learn the trick, it apparently works. 10) Douglas Adams makes a lot more sense when you are tripping dangerous depression. Keep him handy for those days. He really puts your misery into a more manageable context.
1. You blasphemous heathen! 2. Masturbation is considered labor? 3. You won't be lacking company downstairs :lol:
1. Love. 2. You shall drink unto yourself one cup of coffee in the morning, and one in the afternoon. Whosoever drinks less shall be accursed, and whosoever drinks more shall be blessed among the nations. 3. You shall not neglect your health. 4. You shall not neglect the arts, for they are your soul. 5. You shall remember Iron Maiden, for it is holy. You shall impart Iron Maiden to your children, and to your children's children, that they may never turn from the way of righteousness. 6. You shall not be stupid. 7. You shall seek to understand that which is strange and unfamiliar, for you too are strange and unfamiliar to some. You shall not close your mind to the unknown. 8. You shall treat the Fair Folk with respect. 9. You shall clean the toilet after you have done your business. You shall wash your hands. Whosoever breaks this commandment shall be accursed and stupid. 10. You shall cherish your imagination.
1. Do no harm upon man or beast (unless for survival "food" or "self defense") 2. Cherish Humility. 3. Speak without ignorance or hate. 4. Always help the unfortunate. 5. Judge no one. 6. Treat everyone with the same dignity and respect you want to be treated with. 7. Make love your first and foremost necessity. Give it to everyone, and recieve it from all. 8. Keep an open mind, and always put yourself in the other's shoes in disagreements. 9. Remain loyal and faithful to those who you love. 10. Let music be your worship practice.(!)
There are many rules that might be useful, I find something like "10 commandments" to be very unhelpful, as the rules usually need additional explanations. People might say stealing is bad, but what if you steal a serial killer's guns (assuming that's the only thing you can do at the moment to prevent him from killing)? So, I'd go with something like Chiroptera's rule: Though, I don't agree with 'anyone', and the be honest / don't steal and the like always need additional explanations. =]
Efff commandments Okay, fine I will make up my 10 commandments. Probably will be really random and won't make sense though. 1. Stupidity is a sin 2. Be as good as you can be 3. Arrogance is a sin 4. Help the homeless 5. Be honest as you are allowed to be 6. Maintain your health (I break this one all the time, therefore I am breaking number 1 too) 7. Plan things out; keep your day organized. 8. Challenge yourself
Okay, I'll be the one to say what everybody are obviously really thinking about: 1) Rock out 2) Listen to power metal 3) Raise the horns of heavy metal into the air 10+ times per day or burn in eternal hellfire 4) Have sweet sex listening to heavy metal 5) Value The Metal as your guiding star 6) Check out Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt. 1 and 2 if you haven't already. Seriously. 7) Be overly serious about metal 8) Don't neglect the classics 9) Don't ever think that the metal is dead 10) Be nice and stuff \m/
Alright here goes... 1. Be politically informed 2. Debate with the utmost conviction. 3. Let yourself glow with joy every time you put on your marching band uniform. 4. There is no god 5. Be the proudest person in the room. 6. Avoid the majority of humans 7. There should always be a little part of you that believes in wizards, unicorns, hobbits, mages, and magic of all kinds. 8. Love your books. Love them. 9. Cherish your music. 10. Defend everyone, no matter who they are or where they come from. 11. Study more than you sleep or eat. Your grades are the only concrete way to measure what you're worth. They're your future. (I thought there should be 11. I'm just contrary that way.
1. Don't act like a douche 2. Think for yourself 3. Don't hurt people unless necessary 4. Own a dog if possible 5.Try and recognize your prejudices and think about where they come from, then DESTROY THEM 6. Love yourself 7. Read a lot 8. Hold on to your beliefs as if for dear life, unless they become wrong to you 9. In relation to that, stay principled 10. Don't act like a douche (again)
This isn't be all end all but: 1) Respect yourself and your own agency 2) Keep an open mind and respect other's identities 3) Be unashamedly passionate about what you love 4) Don't invalidate others' experiences, but at the same time also don't invalidate your own 5) If something makes you happy and doesn't hurt yourself or anyone else, do it 6) Learn and keep learning about things day in day out 7) Make no assumptions about people, especially before you get to know them well, and keep an open mind even after you do 8) Treat animals with love and care 9) Never use your position of power unfairly against others 10) As a general rule, be polite to the people around you, including strangers
They are not laws, but more "My guide to being a decent human being") Do not discriminate on any irrelevant basis (e.g. gender, disability/mental illness most of the time, age, race, sexuality, class ect). Respect and help out with people's needs and understand that they may be different to yours. Be compassionate. Practice self-care, self love and self respect, and always make sure you have time for yourself, as well as for other people. When delivering justice, know that the end goal is not cause anyone harm or suffering but to try and make the offender a better person and undo the damage if possible and be ready to give if admitted and regretted. Respect other's private lives when they are none of your business. Do not blame the victim in any circumstance. Strive to learn, and make sure your beliefs match the facts. Live life as fully as is possible. Try and make the world a better place.
1. Good health 2. Cuddles 3. Air Conditioner 4. Cuddles 5. Fun 6. Cuddles 7. Good company 8. Cuddles 9. Freedom 10. Cuddles
I'm a cringe-worthy person, you'll probably see why after reading through my so-called 10 commandments. 1. Thou shalt not make fun of people who order vanilla ice-cream at Baskin Robins 2. Thou shalt not wear crocs on a date 3. Thou shalt not drunk more than 4 shots of alcohol in an hour (my friends are asian, hence, asian tolerance) 4. Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals and flip-flops 5. Thou shalt not scream when lifting a weight at the gym 6. Thou shalt not smoke inside air conditioned rooms or any closed off rooms without a window 7. Thou shalt not force students to learn maths that they will never use in real life 8. Thou shalt not turn on or listen to James Blunt after getting drunk 9. Thou shalt not be a dick to friends, family, and others in society unnecessarily 10. Try to love a little, and get hurt, it makes you more human than you think.
I. Thou shall know the rules. II. Thou shall follow the rules. III. Thou shan't speak like this. 4. Never leave a debt unpaid for long, and quickly repay that debt in equality. 5. Spend time, money, and love, only on what returns these. 6. If you gain at the expense of another's ability to express love, laughter, or peace, you're an asshole and need the shit slapped out of you. 7. Encourage once a day and comfort twice. 8. Sean Hannity is to be banished to the Phantom Zone. 9. Women make sandwiches and babies, not decisions. 10. Anybody that follows the previous rule, is to be banished to the Phantom Zone too.