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If you had one sentence to say to Vladimir Putin, what would it be?

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  1. homoecstasy

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    If you had one sentence to deliver or say to Vladimir Putin, what would it be?
     
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    I would tell him he's a badass which he probably already knows. Have you seen the shirtless Putin on a horse picture? Dude's like a movie villain.
     
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    Truth be told I don't think words would move a man like Putin, and I think the most harmful thing I could do to his ego is dismiss him as unimportant or uninteresting... But that's just if I wanted to spite him....
     
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    'lol'
     
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    Get ready to say Goodbye Putin!
     
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    hi. can you autograph this meme of you?

    *draws rainbows*
     
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    Putin are you gay?
     
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    Any words? No international incidents or anything as a consequence? He couldn't just come punch my lights out?

    "Dude, pilsners suck. They're piss water. Belgian witbiers have a much better flavor profile, or I could direct you even to a few good chocolate stouts if you want a beer with tanuki-balls hanging on it. There are some drafts that are good, or you could try an American IPA if you just like getting high off hops. Americans are strange: we stuff that herb in there just for the hell of it. Put the pilsner away, little boy, and get a real beer."

    He drinks pilsners. Really, I don't see any reason to get him into a political discussion because there is nothing I could say to him that he hasn't already heard a thousand times. If I wanted to get into a political discourse with him, then I'd let a Sherman tank do the talking. There is just no use arguing with someone who has his mind set. I'm a supporter of Ukraine, and that's the long and the short of it.

    If I could make better progress on my German, I might say it to him in German. He is supposedly fluent in German or something.
     
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    This will remain a theoretical, because if his head was on fire I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him and put it out.
     
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    "Does this sandwich taste like cyanide to you?"
     
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    Brava! :eusa_clap
     
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    I wouldn't even give that man the time of day, let alone speak a full sentence to him.
     
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    I would be dead before I could speak a sentence
     
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    "Do your parents know you're gay?"

    Then he must respond with a yes or no.
     
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    Do you *cough* enjoy your male servants.
     
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    I like what a completely ordinary and uninteresting politician you are.
     
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    There is a three-word sentence I have in mind: it has two verbs and a reflexive pronoun.

    The words start with G. F. and Y.

    In that order.
     
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    "You're boring."