Ive heard of people getting things stuck in their butt like bottles or other stuff and having to go to the ER. Why do they go to the ER? Cant they just poop it out? Really early on i put a sharpie up my butt and it got sucked in and i just pooped it out. Why dont other people do that?
That's because the 'bottles and other stuffs' you speak of might be really perilous that they require to be taken out by specialists. Putting pressure on the material that you've inserted inside you might shatter the object, inducing dire consequences. Look up '1 man 1 jar'. You don't want to end up being like that guy.
Hey sweetie :3 Your rule should be nothing goes up up butt except for fingers, a penis, or toys specifically designed for the purpose. Only safe things go up your butt. I originally made that post because it seemed like we were having an abnormally large number of "can I stick a marker up there?" (no), and "can I stick a carrot up there? (no). I was just getting sick of it, and I think a gentle reminder about sexual health is good.
a friend and his girl were quite drunk and she told him --oh so you want to be a girl huh? so she jammed a tampon up there he tried to pull it out with the string and it broke now needing a trip to the er for extraction
Regarding the original question -- besides being breakable and having sharp edges (even a carrot could do this), I can think of a couple of features of items that would make them difficult to remove by simply "pooping" them out: having an open end that creates a vacuum, and a shape or size that gets stuck on the sides or punctures them (not being flexible like what nature sends down that tube). Also, I imagine that people might panic and not wait for nature to take its course, especially if something feels wrong inside when they try to push. I'm surprised that the tampon couldn't be coaxed out with some added water.