I'm supreme leader of the illuminati, and I'm mind controlling you right now. In a few days or so when this thread runs its course, you will all forget that I'm secretly pulling the strings through the illuminati. Mwahahaha Happy days
I have another one. I put on a growling voice and say things like "onrefni setnad" and it scares some people. Nobody has figured out that I'm just reading the text on posters backwards and such things. Now if anyone says they know my secret, then I'll know we might have something in common!
I have a teddy bear that I stole from my sister, it's been with me for 2 years now (and she's not noticed that it's gone missing).
I'm secretly Barack Obama, and I can declare that Mayonnaise is in fact an instrument, along with relish, and some forms of torture. And I can't quite figure out why people feel the need to constantly thank me.
I'm the Queen of Mars. (its a big running joke with my friends that started go knows where, and I have decided to claim Mars as my own)