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What's your deepest darkest secret?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by randomly me, May 7, 2015.

  1. randomly me

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    I'm expecting funny and creative answers


    btw writing "i'm gay" counts as funny but not as creative.
     
  2. Chiroptera

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    I'm a potato, disguised as a human.

    That isn't funny or creative, but it's the truth.
     
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    Nobody is going to share that here...
    BTW I secretly like you mom :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    'Da heck I just type...?
     
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    I'm actually the remnants of a supernova disguised as a human. Shh, don't let it get out.
     
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    I'm 4 Chandler Bings & one Salem Saberhagen in a very large coat.
     
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    Holy shit, and I though I was the only one...

    1) I'm gay. That's a legitimate response.
    2) I hate my braces, so whenever someone asks me about them, I blatantly insist they don't exist...
     
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