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What if you woke up next to the person above you?

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    Eek... Reminds me of Parasyte...
     
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    But.... But... But... I've always been nice to you I'm gonna cry in the corner now
     
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    *mumbles something about "having the technology"*

    ...*clears throat* D-don't cry?? It's...just a flesh wound?
     
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    But... My face... It's gone... HOW THE F*** IS THAT A FLESH WOUND
     
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    Simple: your flesh is wounded. Don't worry, we'll face our mistakes and get you all fixed up. At some point. I think.
     
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    Oh no... The punniness...
     
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    sssh, you'll like these cybernetic implants, I promise. Bionic eyes, equipped with infrared and xray vision, and a pair of fully automatic 30mm cannons in your chest! You'll be a locked and loaded killing machine, blasting lasers from your face and rockets from your tits.
     
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    It's UNPUNNY!!!

    ---------- Post added 3rd Jan 2016 at 06:45 AM ----------
    Ariana Grande in the Break Free video XD
     
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    But I'm a pacifist
     
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    Well, your face was prettier before. Fine, just drink some of my blood, it'll restore you.
     
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    Ok if I have to
    Wait what's the catch
     
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    Time to go back to sleep...
     
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    nothing so unfair or crude, just remember, you're a vampire like me now, so if you go out in the sun, you'll die.
     
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    Oh great and now I can't volunteer at the LGBT center
     
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    This is the least of your worries! You can walk on walls and absorb the souls of your victims now.
     
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    Did you forget... Pacifist
     
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    Honestly, I find it quite humerus.

    Get 7 human souls and you can break the barrier to the surface forever.

    ...Wait. Wrong media.
     
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    Grrrrrrrr! *slashes with dinosaur claws*
     
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    *dodges* Whoa there. You're pretty dinomite, huh?

    ...Weell, I'm gonna go somewhere else. Feel free to raid the kitchen to satisfy your primal instincts of hunger, if that's active. *warps on out of there*
     
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    Its like cuddling a skeleton.
     
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