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What if you woke up next to the person above you?

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  1. CandyKing

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    Burns bed to the ground, now you can sleep on the street, here a knife for protection.
     
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    That's no way to treat a lady.
     
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    Women are capable of fending for themselves, it all fair game.
     
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    No umm its Donald trumps bed
     
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    eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I know he is sleeping there
     
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    omg i'm out! it's Donald without his hair piece look!
     
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    Trows up
     
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    Donald Trump is a fictional character or a demon here to bring the end times, your pick.
     
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    I am not Donald Trump; I am too cute to be the Donald.
     
    #1950 MetalRice, Aug 19, 2015
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    That sounds like something Donald Trump will safe.

    ---------- Post added 19th Aug 2015 at 10:34 PM ----------

    *say
     
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    I am John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Joe Lieberman and Walter Mondale, and myself; I am multi-woman!
     
    #1952 MetalRice, Aug 19, 2015
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    I build a new circular bed.
     
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    *Blinks a couple times* Must have been an interesting night. *Wakes up husband* You remember anything?
     
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    No but knowing me we probably drank lots of wine because I'm suffering from major indigestion.
     
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    * pours water and puts Alka-seltzer * here this'll help
    * slips under the bed *
     
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    I need an Execdrin.
     
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    I would ask them who/what got me to get into bed with a rice machine.
     
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    I'm not a rice machine, I'm a lady xD
     
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    oh dear god.... *crawls under the bed*
     
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