3 Questions in the Afterlife...

1. Why did you do it?
2. Was this your first go at it?
3. Can my partner and I have jobs as researchers analyzing your database? (We have an infinite number of questions for God's database.)

 

What is the absolute and actual reality of the Universe?
Does life end for the better or for worse?
Why is that which you deem your highest creation, your greatest triumph/failure?

 

1. Why was I the "lucky one"? // Why was I the one to make it into this world?

2. Why do you let innocent people suffer and horrible people rise to the top?

3. Are my loved ones happier? (Will I ever see them again?)

Bonus Questions:

4. Why did you choose me to be this way (trans)?

5. Can I finally be who I'm meant to be?

6. Where's the snack bar and do we get an Internet connection here?

 

Why do you let so many people SUFFER on earth?

Why didn't you just tell the world it is acceptable to be gay? I mean CLEARLY i'm not burning in a lake of fire!

Is this real or am I dreaming?

 

*WHY??????
*Is this really the end?
*Am I living the life I wanted?

 

Are you lonely?

 

1) Why do select people on earth get to enjoy lives of health, wealth, love and happiness while others are condemned to lives of illness, poverty, loneliness and misery?
2) When people are crying out for your help do you actually care, or do you just sit there on your heavenly throne eating bon bons and watching the world's suffering in amusement?
3) Why do you have a constant need to be worshiped, praised and fawned all over 24/7? Narcissist much?

On a lighter note:
1) Why didn't you answer my prayers when I begged for another season of Xena?
2) If you're truly all powerful couldn't you have stopped Zayn from quitting One Direction?
3) Why would you unleash Justin Bieber on the world?

 

1. What's up with you hating shrimp?
But seriously,
2. Why did you allow such cruelty and suffering all across the globe?
3. (going with Stephen Fry on this one) how could you be so cruel as to create an insect that's entire point of life is to burrow into the eyes of other animals and cause them extreme pain?

Just as an added point, I have absolutely nothing against people with faith, everyone needs something and if your thing is religion then I'm glad you have it to support you when needed and I completely respect you. I just don't particularly like the God we're told about.

 

What you want?
What are you looking at?
What is your purpose?