Come the great and mighty warriors of the land, those who would defend the holy ways of the grammar rules from those who would desecrate it! Come, fight, protect our sacred ways in a great crusade to stop those who oppose us before they can strike! Teach the world of our grammar! Now, kageshiro, since you challenged me so, a battle of grammar with you, I propose.
And what is your point if I may inquire? I think this is rather ridiculous. Alright, I have proven my point so therefore would now stop.