What are you thinking?

Despite only being 20.000 words into my novel project I feel like I'm running out of ideas :/

 

Americans are so fucking ignorant. I hate this fucking country, get me out of here right now.

 

Revision for exams is not going well

 

Some people are living their dreams.

Others are wondering if they made the right choices.

 

Someone I work with (a relatively close friend, since you asked) jokingly referred to our (rather studly) assistant manager as a faggot in a note she left on the list of shift duties. I'm out at work, so this provided me ample opportunity for an anti-descriminatory lecture on words best kept unsaid, but I opted to simply explain how it's spelt with an "o" rather than an "i". #RuralGayProblems

I am that annoying guy who hashtags when writing regardless of whether or not my platform of speech supports it, yes.

Also I really should change my Christmas avatar back now...

 

Let's see. I've got a lot of work to do, house work that is.
I also am so over this subtropical humidity in the middle of what is supposed to be winter. This state. Rawr.
And just so we're clear on my opinion, I don't think anybody can CHOOSE to not be gay. It's really just a matter of CHOOSING to not act on it. Just like...that woman who was tired of men and she CHOSE to date women exclusively, but she didn't CHOOSE to be a lesbian. She even stated she wasn't. So...there's that.
Also...my cherry shrimp is a little badass. Zoom zoom zoom.

 

I'm too God damn smooth~!​

Walked into my first class this morning, took a seat, and was waiting for the professor to begin. 'Lo and behold, a lovely young lady comes near me, notices the chair next to me is empty, and we have this exchange:

Her: Uh, excuse me. Is this seat taken?
Me: Technically.
Her: *quiet for a second* Um... technically?
Me: You see, I only allow the most beautiful of people to sit next to me.
Her: Wh-what? Am I not good-looking enough for you?
Me: See, that's the problem. I only allow beautiful people to sit next to me, not gorgeous people -- they'd make me look bad.
Her: *cracks up*
Me: *playfully* I'm being totally serious -- stop laughing!
Her: Oh... my God... that is the worst pick up line... I have heard in a while.
Me: You think that was bad? Wait'll you hear this... *begins to pull chair out*
Her: What's that?
Me: *finishes pulling chair out* You'll want to sit down for this one.
Her: Okay! *smiling at this point; sits down*
Me: *smiiiiiirks; playfully whispers* It worked. I got you to sit next to me.
Her: *playful gasp and a gentle smack on the arm* You-- you-- *blushing* I can't believe... I fell for that...

And thus a conversation was had, and a potential friend made.

 

so mum threw away my little close up mirror. just doin whatever she wants as usual..

i was lookin for it cuz i last had it on the counter, and i tried keepin from jumpin to it bein her fault and doin sumthin with it, and hoped i maybe put it down somewhere else.

and then soon i realised she prolly did throw it away cuz part of it's broken off. so she think that qualifies as trash obviously

and yeah i looked in the trash in the kitchen and yeah she decided to just throw it away like an asshole

i washed it up and yeah, i know it's broken and stuff, but that doesn't mean you just throw it away, i can still use it.

--

and another thing. i was asleep, but at some point when she popped by i woke up, and i heard her basically gettin angry over me not feedin the two cats in that one room. even tho i did. i always do. i give everyone their food and water wtf.

she likes to focus on those two cats and act like i'm not feedin them and shit. ike she'll see an empty dry food bowl and whine about it, and doesn't seem to get that hey, i obviosuly haven't fed them and everyone yet duuh

i am so sick of her shit

 

Kaiser can you teach me how to be smooth and not so much of a massive dork

as in one time I complimented a girl's hair colour and shoes once and couldn't stop blushing the entire lecture

I am weak and will not survive in the wild

 

Culminating tasks for school are finally over, thank goodness. Just need to get through exams next week... Q_Q

On a separate note, Dan Howell is fucking hilarious, my goodness. xD I love his vids so much

 

*Slowclap*

You can stop complementing yourself now.
Look who's talking, lol.

 

Watching this podcast is not that interesting when there is a voice COMMENTING ON EVERY FUCKING PHRASE THEY SAY!

 

Is it petty to correct someone's Latin while they're trying to prove themselves sophisticated and intelligent?

 

No, it's making them aware of the fact that they're failing horribly.
Besides, you wouldn't be able to resist anyway, rite?

 

It doesn't matter if I don't interact with him that much during the day, I keep falling for him more and more with each passing day... :love:

 

My award for the Hottest News Reporter on TV goes to Fox 17 West Michigan, WXMI's Josh Sidorowicz. He can sit there and tell me about the Detroit Auto Show all freakin' day...:jawdrop:

 

Looking at him, the "jawdrop" smilie is perfect to describe his rather long face.

 

Decent

This person is better:

 

Google search did rather surprise me, too. :lol:

However, my award goes to Anton Enus of the SBS. He must have been cute in youth, but old age will be no harm.



On the other hand, my favourite news presenter will always be Lee Lin Chin. Not only is she a celebrity in her own right and very skilled, but her fashion choices have tens of thousands of followers on Facebook.

 

He's gay too. There's a picture out there of him and his boyfriend.