What do you have to offer to your potential partner?

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  1. Pret Allez

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    I would defend my partner to a painful death.

    She or he would get someone who would protect them, provide for them, and listen to them. I would be nerdy with them, and we'd make the world a safer place together.
     
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    1) I like caring for people. I like providing (affection, nurturing actions, gifts, support of all kinds.) things and feelings.

    2) I cook like a madman. (Dinner parties for the boss wouldn't be a problem. Pick out a chair for that corner office husband darling, because by dessert he'll promote you to partner at the firm.)

    3) I keep house like a badass. I even make my own laundry detergent and ketchup. You like ironed sheets? Towels? Martha Stewart may get jealous.

    a) I'll mention my super-thrifty shopping skills in addition, as that's an important factor in keeping a nice home.

    4) I (haven't yet, but when the moment arises) am not afraid to throw down in the boudoir.

    5) Not to brag, but I'm fairly certain the in-laws would dig me.

    6) I'll die trying to make you laugh. Especially if you've had a bad day.

    7) Narcissistic as I can be, I love building up others and highlighting their actions and attributes even more than I love talking about myself.
     
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    *scratches chin* Hmmm just a random list of things I think I can offer someone:

    1) I'm loyal and dedicated; if I like you I will fully commit

    2) I'll probably do anything for you if it means you're happy and healthy. Of course I'll try to keep the relationship balanced and healthy but I'd love to go to intense measures to help you out and make sure you're loved and happy most of the time

    3) I'll really enjoy doing small things for you; randomly buying you something I think you would like if I'm out, taking pictures of something interesting I see to show you at the end of the day, ordering your favourite food as a surprise for when you get back

    4) On your best and worst days I'll try my best to be there for you even if it means driving for hours so I can just sit with you for one

    5) I will probably write songs and draw little things and write stories for you

    6) I'll always try and check up on you and see if you're okay; if I like you you are my priority

    7) I'm terrified of bugs but I promise you I will chase the bug out of the house for you

    8) I don't mind doing any extra chores or anything like that, if you're tired one day I'll clean up the house and make things extra nice for you even if I had to work for a long day that day as well

    I guess that's all I can think of at the moment. Sometimes I just really someone nice I can love and cherish with all my heart (*hug*)
     
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    ---------- Post added 19th Oct 2014 at 03:55 PM ----------

    Ehhhh.....

    1) I am caring and understanding about pretty much everything. I am very patient, too. Apparently!

    2) I can make wonderful desserts, coffee and a few savoury meals. I am very domesticated, LOL.

    3) I have a good sense of humor, I think. Sometimes. Occasionally.

    4) I can be very charming, when needed, so meeting the parents won't be too bad, ahahha.

    5) I have a really sexy body if you are blind and stand about 100 yards away in thick fog. Mega hot.

    6) I run warm, so you can put your cold feet on me, LOL.

    7) I am small, so you will have tons of space on the couch or in bed ???

    8) I highly doubt I would ever cheat.

    9) I make a wonderful, cure-all hot toddy??

    10) I have lots of love and hugs to share!
     
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    I would stand with you through anything and everything.


    Plus, I've been known to make people laugh.... on occasion
     
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    Throw lice and ringworm into the mix and you've got yourself a suitor :slight_smile:
     
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    This is such a setup thread for my answer , naahhhhhh
     
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    I'm relatively low maintenance and pretty good with my money (already to quite a bit of investments). I'm quite crafty in terms of cooking, home improvement, and tinkering with things. In that sense, I'm a great problem solver. I think I'm pretty honest and fair in treating everyone (can be bad if someone wants me to always agree with them). Also, I'm pretty independent, so I won't be clingy at all.
     
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    I'm loyal, kind,caring and punctual
     
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    What ridculous ,you have wit, intelligence, a sense of humor, and you is just plain awesome, hugs (*hug*).
     
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    I'm smart, caring and willing to give my all to someone who would reciprocate. Also I'm very generous and not wealthy but have a decent paying job. I have a wide variety of interests and being trans I think I get a decent perspective on both the male and female worldview.

    Also I know karate and can defend myself and her/him.
     
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    I'm smart and hilarious and an absolute wildcat in the sack.

    Rawr
     
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    Heroic enthusiasm
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    I'm caring and dedicated. I also don't need a whole lot to be happy (cuddles are my fav), and have a wicked sense of humor.

    *rides the single train off into the sunset*
     
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    Laughter, hugs, a clean house and fresh-cooked dinners every night, and being caring
     
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    a lot of shitass whining







    1. I'm willing to support them through anything.
    2. I'll love them. A lot.
    3. I'm honest.
    4. I'm willing to communicate.
    5. I'm affectionate, but also respect space when needed.

    cons outweigh the pros though to be honest ahha ah anever going to get a date nah
     
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  20. MindvsHeart

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    Hmmm....aside from the fact that I give amazing hugs? :slight_smile: