I'm most likely just gonna dress up as a chaperone. I'm chaperoneing a glam witch, and I will more than likely make her hit way more houses than the little tyke can stay interested for. Because, dammit, I'm bitter at being too old to trick or treat! Chaperone tax is all I have left to hold onto! I'd really like to go as Stanley Kowalski, but I don't have anything I can bind with, and I don't have a tight white crew neck undershirt. And my off-brand dickies need mending. And my hair is too long and I don't have my wigs anymore. Boo. Oh, wait: I can always go get a stupid drug store costume... Once, I was considering going as Nakahara Sunako from The Wallflower...maybe they still have the red sweats I need... Ima go look to-day.
I'm stuck deciding between a weeping angel from Doctor Who or Dr. Seuss's Cat in the Hat. I'm just going to be passing out candy, but I still want to have a good time!
