Gnerd/Skittle Border

We, the Imperial Gnerd Army, have a theme song. Do the rebels have a theme song?
Or lightsabers?

 

On the one hand I've already become an occasional gnerd volunteer on the basis that I sort of qualify as a nerd, but I also REALLY love Skittles. Except for green skittles. I despise them. Why can't we just unite in destruction of the green apple skittles that destroyed our friends, the limes?

 

The most recent data says they DO NOT!

 

New, unknown groups, this is our chance! Seize this moment of vulnerability on both sides to form and vote on a new group that will unexpectedly take over!

 

yes and yes.

---------- Post added 7th May 2014 at 05:24 PM ----------

Your data is wrong and out of date. Please get better spies.:icon_bigg

 

I will join the Skittle Rebellion if I am promised LIME skittles, not green apple. Otherwise, the Skittle Rebels are just imposters.

 

If you don't like green skittles than don't eat them, The Skittle Rebellion Support all candy lovers that are against the gnerds oppressive regime. All those that join the Skittle Rebellion will recieve a free lifetime supply of their favorite candy, chicken, fruit, icecream, cake, and cookies. You also get free gay rainbow powers, :icon_bigg

---------- Post added 7th May 2014 at 05:34 PM ----------

Okay, LIME skittles it is than.:icon_bigg

 

YAAAAS okay I officially support the Skittle Rebellion's cause, especially considering that the gnerds seem to think they are allowed access to my car.

 

Me not against anybody. I'm leader of the chocolate society members me.

 

Get on it now. Spies, we need to know so weird Al can do a parody.

 

Yes!! I got to see the Gnerds win!!! Guys we win in the future!!!! (!)

---------- Post added 7th May 2014 at 02:19 PM ----------

Rude

---------- Post added 7th May 2014 at 02:21 PM ----------

Weird Al!! Love that dude

 

Check the score board btw.

 

We are very much still winning this war, commander!!! (!)

 

I've gone through the black hole hundreds of times, and we've won every time. I think maybe you got into the one alternate universe where the Gnerds were ahead. It's impressive, but you should've seized the chance to live in the Gnerd future before our gay rainbow powers conquer all.

 

Sorry but their already a candy themed fraction, the Skittle Rebellion is the biggest supplier of all candy, try our chocolate its amazing. Us candy fractions must stick together to fight against the Gnerds oppression of gay candy loving nerds. I am giving you one of our chocolate factories if you a leader of a chocolate socety you need chocolate and lots of it.:icon_bigg

 

Once the ravaging, attritional war has subsided in the far future, a new and unknown group will step on the ashes of the exhausted Gnerd Army and the devastated Skittle Rebellion and with a well-practiced and plotted evil laugh take the spoils of victory for themselves... until the next revolution. And so it will continue...

I voted for unknown group, as you could probably tell

 

You mean this march?

/me borrows a page from John Williams

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Oh, the GNerds also have a piper.

 

Oh we used our magic on the holes to create illusions and hallucinations, so, sorry kid, those were all just a figment of your imagination concocted by our magic :badgrin:

 

*steals all the cookies from the gnerd colonel and hands them out to the members of skittle rebel faction* (all the leaders first!) EAT THEM QUICKLY!!!!