Went to the farmer's market yesterday. Their apples were ONLY 95% organic! Can you believe it?! 95%!! I swear to God I almost DIED!
"My wallet doesn't fit in my pocket because there's too much money in it!" ^^AFAIC the most boo-frickin'-hoo first world problem there is.
I hate deciding what new leather jacket I want to buy. There are too many choices. Why can't my life be easier? Sometimes, I wish I was in Africa - I bet they don't have to contend with these problems. FML.
I just got gas on Thursday and I've already used half a tank even though I haven't gone THAT many places.
I have a stitch from eating too much food on top of bouncing on my full-size trampoline. How I wish I were starving and destitute.
I am over here.. And the remote is way over there... Guess I am stuck watching whatever the heck this crap is..... I bet you can all relate to my struggles.. ;^;
I hope I don't look too rich with these clothes I can't decide which book to read next How do I find time to play all these video games I have to switch cables again for the Elgato I have to wait while my PS3 game installs I must shred these old documents I gotta take all this paper to the recycling I imported a CD so it'll take a while to get here The manga I pre-ordered was delayed I can't be bothered connecting my Wacom I need to recharge one of my MP3 players Why can't this file convert quicker This 32 inch TV isn't impressive enough The computers are taking over the house 240p we meet again