Because the flying spaghetti monster dipped your hair in balsamic vinaigrette. What's my middle name?
the telephone wire was actually curled as a result of multiple complimentary observations 1. people are tripping too often on telephone wires 2. flat telephone wires are hard to see 3. we can't ditch the telephone to solve this problem the solution of course is what you know today: the curly telephone wire. done. next question. is there any way I can make my computer run faster?