What's Your Excuse?

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  1. happydavid

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    Give me a sausage.
     
    #741 happydavid, Jun 19, 2014
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    All animal's have lost the ability to poop, therefore loosing their intestines, there for we no longer have casings for sausages. Here's some ground meat instead.

    Tell me the truth!
     
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    I can't my... (mouth just fell off).

    Give me a bowl of chocolate ice cream :3
     
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    I can't I'm allergic to dairy

    Massage my shoulders
     
    #744 Andrew99, Jun 19, 2014
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    I lost my hands.

    Be the color red
     
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    I can't I'm Italian

    Cry
     
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    I can't, I've cried so much I have no more tears.

    Someone make my brother stop snoring please!
     
    #747 KayJay, Jun 19, 2014
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    I can't I'll have to wake him!
    Join the army
     
    #748 happydavid, Jun 20, 2014
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    *breaks leg*

    Eat with me.
     
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    Not hungry

    Head bang
     
    #750 happydavid, Jun 20, 2014
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    I can't I'm uh wearing glasses

    Read Lord of the Flies
     
    #751 Owl333, Jun 20, 2014
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    I'm too poor to buy books.

    Become a Stannis Baratheon fan.
     
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    I can't! I've never heard of Stannis Baratheon!

    Take me along with you on a one month vacation in Sweden.
     
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    I'm busy.

    Buy me a soft pretzel. With cheese.
     
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    I'm out of cash because of those darned backyard gangsters. :dry:

    Get in the time machine!
     
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    It's never good to know too much about the future!

    Clean my room.
     
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    I'm out running errands.

    Go buy me something to eat at Wendy's.
     
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    Well, I'm a diabetic who loves sweets, and I would probably get tempted, eat it on the way home, and then pass out.
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    Learn how to bake your own bread.
     
    #758 Damien, Jul 8, 2014
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    Well once you fix the oven, we'll talk.

    Bring me the dog leash.
     
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    I don't need to bring it, it's still around my neck.
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    Go write a novel.
     
    #760 Damien, Jul 8, 2014
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