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What's Your Excuse?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by robotman, Feb 18, 2014.

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  1. happydavid

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    There is no cure

    Live in a caravan
     
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    I don't have a camel.

    Run to Alberta, Canada.
     
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    I can't run over the ocean

    Butter my bread
     
    #503 happydavid, Apr 19, 2014
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    I can't. I'm lactose intolerant.

    Make me a latte.
     
    #504 Gates, Apr 19, 2014
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    The new Czar took over America and he is allergic to milk so he punishes all those that prepare lattes to tickling by ducks with pillows- sorry friend, but you aren't worth that... awful... horror

    Sing me a lullaby c:
     
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    Fight for the WWE championship
     
    #506 happydavid, Apr 19, 2014
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    But I'm a pacifist

    Eat three loaves of Turkish bread.
     
    #507 Aussie792, Apr 19, 2014
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    I accidentally ate five instead.

    Go ride a horse.
     
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    I cant because I can't ride myself

    Water the flowers right now or your grounded
     
    #509 BuyTheStars, Apr 19, 2014
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    We have no water
    Train your pets to be ninjas
     
    #510 happydavid, Apr 20, 2014
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    They have no thumbs!

    Do the Hokey Pokey
     
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    I don't know it

    go to Blackpool
     
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    It's too far away!

    Fetch me some paracetamol.
     
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    I can't the site of paracetamol gives me a headache (get it? Paracetamol is meant to cure headaches and I said that it gives me headaches... Haha, I am too funny!!!).

    Give me a back massage.
     
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    My hands were magically transformed into cats.

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    I don't have any Seymour to feed you!


    Tell the emperor he's naked
     
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    I can't because i don't want to look at an old man junk.
     
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    But I told him last time!

    Peel the vegetables.
     
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    I don't have the equipment

    Feed the dinosaur before he eats the town
     
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    It's a robot dinosaur, it doesn't get hungry

    Sing Twinkle, twinkle little star like a small child
     
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