I have a few Q: "Did you see the clown that hides from gay people" A: No Q: "If there was a gay guy on your back would you whack him off?"
What do you call a lesbian in a bakery? Fruit pie! What do you call a curvy lesbian with black hair? My wife! Yeah, these are lame, but they'll mutate in the internets until they are better. Ill try again. Who is the man in a lesbian relationship? The wedding planner. I'm no good at thinking up jokes.
Q: Whats a homos favorite planet? A: Uranus _____ Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you. ^ Read these somewhere.
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out. A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."
I giggled as I was reminded of an episode of Doctor Who. RIVER SONG 4EVER! I have no jokes to contribute. Carry on.:smilewave
Son: Dad, this boy in school keeps calling me gay. Dad: Then why don't you just beat him up. Son: I can't, he's too cute.
Two lovers...one has a hairy chest...the other nary a hair...the one without hair wants a hairy chest...so he tries everything from Rogaine to snake oil...he meets someone at the beach with a beautiful hairy chest and is told by the gentleman to rub Vaseline onto his chest...the man goes home and tries this for three nights, but gets tired of the laundry and the clean up...he tells his lover what's been going on...the hairy lover tells his partner that if that's the case he'd have a ponytail growing out of his ass.
I have a few A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double headed dildo they want. They're really struggling to make ends meet. Q: why do lesbians suck at cooking? A: they always eat out Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends? A: Someone has to mow the yard. Q: What did one lesbian say to another? A: "Your face or mine?" Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you! Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? A: Single!
