Creative ways to come out

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I love all these ideas. This is great.
I saw a post on tumblr for pan folks like myself that said "Make some bacon, then comment on how pans make bacon and ask if everyone thinks pans are great. Once they agree, shout 'No take backs!' and come out."
Maybe you can figure out some kind of pun for being bi.

 

I'm the paradox because my ring finger is bigger then my index, I'm right handed, and also if you have older brothers you are more likely to be gay, but I don't have any older brothers, my hair whorl is clockwise, which is the direction for straight people, and yet I like boys, but I'm bi though. This theory or whatever tortures me because whenever I see a leftie I automatically assume he's gay or if his hair whorl and finger ration match gay people I automatically think he is gay. It annoys me.