What is the crappiest, corniest, or most stupid joke you can think of

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  1. Hexagon

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    Same. I actually laughed out loud. Like, you can hear me from another room.
     
    #61 Hexagon, Aug 14, 2013
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    I'm afraid to ask what comics those are xD
     
    #62 ScatteredEarth, Aug 14, 2013
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    why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock, knock. who's there? not sally.
     
    #63 waders, Aug 14, 2013
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    Did you hear the one about the rope?

    Skip it.
     
    #64 Phoenix92, Aug 14, 2013
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    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

    About halfway.
     
    #65 Maddy, Aug 15, 2013
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    Q: What does an elephant use as a tampon?
    A: A sheep.
     
    #66 Tightrope, Aug 15, 2013
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    Q: What's green and goes red when you press a button?

    A: A frog in a blender.
     
    #67 danball7, Aug 15, 2013
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    Q: Did you hear the elevator joke
    A: No
    Q: Then you must have been using the stairs
     
    #68 wowiemio, Aug 15, 2013
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    What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill.

    What's black, white, and red; black, white and red; black, white and red?
    A penguin in a blender.
     
    #69 drwinchester, Aug 15, 2013
  10. Wiiluigi1998

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    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Me.
    Me who?
    You don't know who you are?
    GAGAHAHAHAH I SHOULD BE A STAND UP GUY AMIRGHTGUZ

    ---------- Post added 15th Aug 2013 at 07:01 PM ----------

    What do you call a... Never mind.
     
    #70 Wiiluigi1998, Aug 15, 2013
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    There are two penguins in the Antarctic, and they are watching a documentary about penguins in the Antarctic. One turns to the other and says, "You should get a color tv. The other one turns to him with a confused expression on his face and says, "This... is... a color tv..."
     
    #71 SimpleMan, Aug 20, 2013
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side!

    :badgrin::badgrin::badgrin::badgrin::badgrin: :badgrin:
    :eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap
    :badgrin::badgrin::badgrin::badgrin::badgrin: :badgrin:
    (!)(!)(!)(!)
    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    :eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap
    :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
    :badgrin::badgrin::badgrin::badgrin::badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin::badgrin: :badgrin:
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    :eusa_doh::eusa_doh::eusa_doh::eusa_doh::eusa_doh:
     
    #72 TacoswithJuan, Aug 20, 2013
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    Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "its getting hit in here" the other says "oh my god its a talking muffin!"
     
    #73 BlueLines, Aug 20, 2013
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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Never mind, that joke is fowl.
     
    #74 LinkLarkin, Aug 20, 2013
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    I can speak all languages except Greek
    "Prove it. Say something in (insert random language)"
    That's Greek to me :eusa_doh:
     
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