What is the crappiest, corniest, or most stupid joke you can think of

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side -_-

    I also hate racist and homophobic jokes-_-
     
    #41 person57, Aug 13, 2013
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    If you add gravy to a BLT sandwich does it become a LGBT sandwich?

    ---------- Post added 13th Aug 2013 at 04:11 PM ----------

    (Or guacamole! That sounds like a nice sandwich!... Now i know what i'm having for dinner...yum...)
     
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    What's green and sings?

    Elvis parsley
     
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    "With liberty and justice for all."
     
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    There are two stalks in a field. One turns to the other and says, "Do you want to hear a corny joke?" The other one answers, "I'm all ears!!!"
     
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    The Dalai Mama walks into a pizza place and says "can you make me one with everything?"
     
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    :lol:
     
    #47 Straight ally, Aug 13, 2013
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    There are only 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary, and those who don't

    P.S.: this is my first post :grin:
     
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    01000011011011110110111001100111011100100110000101110100011101010110110001100001011101000110100101101111011011100111001100101110
     
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    A guy walks into a bar. Ow.
     
    #50 shamrockmut93, Aug 13, 2013
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    A /usr/bin/cat walks into a |
     
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    There are three types of people: Those who can count and those who can't

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    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    No need to cry, it's only a joke
     
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    Two cannibals were eating a clown, when one of them asks the other: does this tastes funny to you?
     
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    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a badass who doesn't give a :***:


    That is the premise of SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many yaoi comics lol
     
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
     
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    I laughed way more than I should :lol:
     
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    I'm not going to lie. I did as well :lol:
     
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    We'll meet in hell then :frowning2:
     
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    A priest gets to heaven and says "Wait - celeBRATE?!?!"

    Lex
     
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    I was gonna make a joke about my penis.. But it's too long. (lol those jokes make me laugh I could care less) :3
     
    #60 ScatteredEarth, Aug 14, 2013
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