The How Would You React Game

I'd be thoroughly scarred for life.

HWYR if I appeared in your dreams?

 

I'd run, and fast! He freaks me out!

Edit: I'd think it was from viewing this site too much, and wanting to visit my folks, back in Michigan.

How would you react if all of the sudden, human semen was worth $1,000 a gram?

 

I'd.........uh...............I'm not going into detail what I'd do.


Someone you don't know sends you a message on facebook saying 'You smell nice.'

 

Depends on who but probably laugh, and proceed to board up the doors with heavy furniture.

You get a text saying "Watch out for the car" and as you read it you almost get hit by a car.

 

I would say; "OH WHAT THE F&^%!?"

How would you react if you met Bruce Campbell?

 

I have no clue... I have no idea who he is LOL...

HWYR if you woke up and spoke in a different language and had no recollection of the past.

 

I couldn't react, I would have no recollection of the past. BOOM!

How would you react is the ugliest person in the world became you.

 

No difference, already am.

HWYR if the world exploded?

 

Would depend on how long I lived...I don't think I'd have too much time to react!

How would you react if you were offered $1,000 to dye your hair bright turquoise, and get a Mohawk, and wear it like that for the next month?

 

Dye my hair bright turquoise, get a mohawk, and enjoy my new segway.

HWYR if a russian spy knocked on your door and asked for a place to hide?

 

I would slam the door so hard that it breaks through the threshold and goes right onto the spy face (that's for treating LGBTQ community like pewp) , hopefully he will get a concussion and die from shattered skull. .

HWYR if you're offered to live on Mars but you can't bring anyone else ?

 

I would definitely have to decline - I've got too many close friends down here. Plus, space kinda freaks me out...

HWYR if you were walking down the street and someone extremely attractive started walking right next to you (in the most non-creepy way)

 

I'd be like "Hey stud-muffin!" and then we'd have a whirlwind romance...

or more likely I'd just ignore it and carry on ;D

HWYR if your best friend came to you and said "Dude, I don't know how to tell you this....but I'm straight!"

 

I'd be rather surprised. I'd say I didn't see it coming.
HWYR if a ghost started haunting your house?

 

I'd be like "Nah, you're not "

HWYR if one of your parents came out at your current age?

 

I'd be tempted to feed mum her own lines about how it was a phase and such, but I don't think I'm that mean...

HWYR if you grew a beak

 

Welp, this guy I like is a furry, so maybe he'll go out with me now XD

HWYR if I told you Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus was actually River Song?

 

I'd completely believe you. HWYR if I told you I was the 14th regeneration of the Doctor?

 

I'd be kinda annoyed because I've had crushes on the last few Doctors, and you'd break that streak
HWYR if you got stuck in a time loop of your first day at school, but you could remember everything that happened each time?

 

I guess I'd master the arts since all I remember doing was painting all day...

HWYR if you went to a restaurant that served exact replicas of your head made out of your favourite food