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Interesting ways to say "I'm gay"

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    Yes.
     
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    I hope I can say this: "Let's get one thing straight. I'm not"
     
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    I'm as straight as an Astroid
     
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    Friend: "I thought you were straight. "
    Me: "So is spaghetti until it gets hot. "

    True story.
     
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    I am as Bent as a Nine Bob Note :slight_smile: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:ride:

    ---------- Post added 29th Jul 2013 at 07:08 AM ----------
    In other words, I am coming out of the Closet :badgrin:
     
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  7. Unsurevirgin

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    I'm not a gay man and not a gay woman but I have two interesting ones . 1. For gay men : hey I enjoyed sausages today I think l'll have more XD lol and for gay women : wow I really enjoyed that filling from the donut I had hahaha lol
     
    #47 Unsurevirgin, Jul 28, 2013
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    Not really a sexuality thing, but...

    "I have something I need to get off my chest...two somethings, actually, they need to go."
     
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    "I'm going out to see Wicked tonight."
     
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    I saw the rainbow.. Now I'm tasting the rainbow.
     
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    Once, I didn't say it but...I made a funfetti bunt cake, covered it in hot pink and purple icing, and drew a penis on it with pink sugar crystals. There was also some inappropriate text involved.
     
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  12. shamrockmut93

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    "Wow, I love this rolling-pin you got here! It's so straight... unlike me".

    lol I just prefer to be straight-forward with it. "Just to get this out of the way, I prefer guys". I knew another gay guy who was in my circle of friends, and he would always be hinting very obnoxiously because he refused to label himself, but all it ever did was make things awkward for everyone. It got kind of annoying after a while.
     
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    Ask if you can borrow their phone pretending yours is out of batt. Change your name on their phone to say "First name: your name, Surname: is gay", give them back their phone and then call them. :slight_smile:
     
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    There are several ways you can go about this.

    1. Just incorporate the word Dick whenever there is a word that starts with D... For example!

    *You pass by a dog* Hey ___, Look at that Dick! -Oh Im sorry, did I say dick? I meant Dog.
    *You see how to train your dragon in the movie bin* Oh look! How to train you Dick! -Oh Im sorry, did I say dick? I meant Dragon.
    *You see a guy with cute dimples* I want his Dick... -Oh Im sorry, did I say dick? I meant I want his dick... :wink:

    2. This one is a 4 step process:
    -Take ken
    -Put him in barbie's closet
    -Call in your friends and family
    -Play Barbies with them.. I think they will get the hint. :wink:

    3. Bring whoever you want to come out to over to the beach. Once there repeat after me:

    -Lets go to the Beach-each lets go get a wa-nus! -I like anus.

    4. Go to a party and repeat after me:

    -Party rocking in my bowels tonight! Every guy is all up in my thighs!

    5. Send them this video:
    [YOUTUBE]YhNXxlMvo08[/YOUTUBE]

    6. Show them the post on EmptyClosets you made....

    Well I hope that helps. :slight_smile:
     
    #54 BuyTheStars, Jul 29, 2013
  15. TheLovelyAudrey

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    Id wear a rainbow speedo around.
     
    #55 TheLovelyAudrey, Jul 29, 2013
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    :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

    +10 for C & H
     
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    Mention it in the middle of a sentence that has nothing to do with LGBT stuff.


    Who made the salad? It is very—I'm gay, by the way—this salad is delicious.

    Try to have rainbow things were you live. Like my bed has a rainbow comforter, and different color items all over my room and it screams GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

    Run into a room, say "I'm gay!" and then run out as quickly as possible and hide until everyone finds you, like hide and seek.
     
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    Bake a Cake :slight_smile:

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    Walk around town in sexy rainbow underwear.
     
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