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Story Time!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wells, Jul 21, 2013.

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    lover. Who had fled...
     
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    to Monaco after planting the bomb that caused the explosion. Horrified, Mel ...
     
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    bag of singing pomegranates.
     
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    The pomegranates were magic, granting three wishes, so Mel wished for..
     
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    1-Gay Teletubbies to take over Washington, DC, and then
     
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    take over the world.

    2- Gay bacon that has the power to..
     
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    ...kill straight cows...

    3. A testicle potato that could...
     
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    change anybody's sexual orientation.

    Mel looked back at Schickelgrubermaiger with a smirk on his pineapply face, and said...
     
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    ''You's a sexy motherfucker'', in the same tone as in Bruno Mars' song.
     
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    Schickelgrubermaiger got an idea! He wanted to start a new Broadway musical about his life, and the actor playing him would be...
     
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    Mel! The pineapply man could portray his personality in perfect satire.
    He turned to him, with lust in his eyes
     
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    ...he sexually assaulted a potato. Then he danced...
     
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    like an ostrich on fire. After he finished his little dance, he went to a grocery store to buy..
     
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    a fellow pineapple to run away to Hawaii with.
     
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    Piece of beef jerky he had ever laid eyes on.
     
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    He then met his girlfriend, named...