Gay Cliques Census

I'm with Chip; I think the labels, cliques, and obsession with body types are bs. And don't even get me started on the whole rice, bean, potato, etc queen moniker.

Though, "twink" comes closest if we're looking at physical features alone.

 

Why the fuck am I a twink?

 

I'd say I'm a pup, because I like pup-play, and find it a great release.

But it doesn't define me. I like my pup-suit, mask, tail-plug, food bowl, squeaky toys, collar, leash, and making my mate happy...it's very much an affectionate, fun-loving, frolicking thing. I'm not into pain and being degraded, though being a pup really is perfect for me, to relieve stress and experience a feeling of transformation, an escape to something simpler.

Then again, I like to do many other things...such that I feel it's dangerous to use all these labels, and thus limit yourself.

 

I'm a pup (maybe a twink....The hairy question is throwing me off, haha.) I thought it was a bad one so I googled it and got this...

"A pup is a gay adolescent or young man, with many of the attributes we associate with puppy dogs: cute, inexperienced, naive, bright-eyed, eager, energetic, huggable. Similar to a twink, but with the possibility of a brain, not as edgy or trendy, and minus the sense that they're always one step from being totally wasted. A pup is also very like a cub, but isn't interested in bear culture, not a bear apprentice."

So of course that made me happy. Granted...WHAT THE HELL are some of these cliques? Are we sure someone didn't just go to the zoo and post this?

 

This is a weird poll. I always have seen pup used to describe guys into pup-play, where one or both parties pretend to be like dogs!

Who made this poll?

I found it kinda dumb that all it asked about were superficial details like age and weight, and then herded you off into some category. I mean, really? How can a person be that superficial?

It told me I was a gym rat...I HATE gyms! Couldn't have been more off.

 

Twink!

 

Pup :lol:

 

The thing said wolf, but What? It only looked at physical features. That's not gonna tell anything about what a person is like...

 

I'm a gym bunny?

210 lbs, 6"1, 17, 37 waist, smooth,

How is that even possible? I'm so fat you can cut me and your favourite salad dressing would come out.

 

As expected, I'm an otter. I find it fun and fascinating to explore these labels, even though I don't believe they should be used to limit me in any way.

 

Twink, wooo

 

Oh boy, I thought I was gonna turn into a bear ^_^ I just gotta keep my shaving habits in check :3 Because I happen to lay on the BORDER of Twink and Pup, I have no clue how that works. Oh yea, and I put 18 because they didn't have a 16 option... But I just saw the 17 option so maybe I'll get a different result :dry:

---------- Post added 9th Sep 2013 at 04:16 PM ----------

..LOL, don't be so down on yourself Plenty of people want someone like you :3

 

Where's the 'faun' option?

 

I'm a cub apparently. I could care less tbh, labels are for soup

 

You are a Twink

The next closest match was Gym Bunny.
You are least like a Bear.

Ya. Pretty much.

 

Bitches Pleaze
Im a peacock

 

Yo.



Lex

 

Gym bunny. I don't go to gyms, buuut I do work out 4-5 days a week at home. Hmm

 

Pup apparently. Next closest was otter. Furthest from bull. Makes sense I guess

Little question, how did you get an image of your results like some of you showed in here? I tried clicking the Tell Your Friends button but it just brought me to a facebook sign in screen (don't have fb).