If you met a clone of yourself?

I would have sex with my clone. I could do whatever and they would be fine because we like the same things. Besides, I'm sexy. Why wouldn't I want to have sex with my clone?

Friendship would kill me slowly. I couldn't handle it. I just couldn't.

 

If I am still in the same state I am right now, when I meet my clone I'll ask for a hug, then part ways.

 

Actually, I once met someone who:
a) was gay
b) was half-Finnish, half-Turkish
c) whose mother was also a teacher
d) had similar looks only taller and slimmer (and I'm already slim)
e) was vegan
f) had similar political views

I was totally mindfucked and I didn't want to really know that person.

But if we were talking about an actual clone, then I don't know, probably I'd say hi and ignore him.

 

I would befriend my clone and pull pranks on people. That would be so awesome! :|

 

May or may not just do this:

[YOUTUBE]Bitch Stewie - YouTube[/YOUTUBE]

 

Sex. I'm not ashamed to admit it, I'm curious to know what I'm like in bed.

 

I'd befriend myself, because me being with myself would be a terrible relationship. I would have no stories to tell. However, as I friend I could talk to myself and understand things.

 

Avoid at all costs.

 

Actually it would be neither, incest means they're your relative. A clone is a copy, not a relative. As for masturbation, well you could say masturbation by extension, but as the clone is of its' own body, seperate from yours, well actually I think the term mutual masturbation comes into play. But normal masturbation? Mmm, not really.

---------- Post added 22nd Jul 2013 at 02:07 PM ----------

I hate that we only get one vote. I was going to go for relationship, as my clone and me would be perfect for eachother, then there's the sex which would be friggin awesome (mainly foot stuff). But then I had to stop thinking with my penis and think with my heart, ask it what it'd truly want right now. So, I opted for friendship, because above all else, that's what I really want right now. As for sex, friends can become 'friends with benefits', and if things keep going, we could end up in a full blown relationship. As I don't believe in marriage, we'd just be madly in love till death.

 

I don't think I would like me very much.

 

yes

 

Hmmm. Might kiss but that's about it.

 

"Alright?"
"Yeah, not bad. Alright?"
"Yeah, not bad."
"Cool."
"Yeah. Seen any decent movies lately?"

 

I think I'd probably start plotting the destruction of the government.

 

Relationship. I like the idea of dating myself for some reason. It'd be fun and easy too. We kinda suck at kissing though, since we haven't done it.

 

I think I would try and make friends with myself....but it would be incredibly weird, haha. It would bring a whole new meaning to talking to yourself!