What Are You Thinking?

Free surgery?

So... What about citizenship?

 

had one of those days..

 

Yup. Free surgery. There are waiting lists, unfortunately. But probably shorter than if you had to save up the money as an 18 year old, job or not.

Well, we'd have to wait until the bill gets signed into law or I legally change my gender, but that won't be long...

Well, while I wasn't exactly being serious, that is totally the sort of thing I'd do. Marry a transperson to get the UK citizenship.

 

Wow, you can just legally change your gender? That's so amazing. We're so behind...

 

Yep. Have to apply to some stupid 'gender recognition panel' and fit certain criteria, which I will fit in approximately 59 days. Then you get a new birth certificate and your done.

 

Wow. First counselor ever noticed I have depression. Impressive.

 

This is possibly the most outrageous thing that has ever happened to me and I am outrageous, period. I died when I saw this today.

I'm on a certain hook up app. Not because I want a hook-up, I'm just a really slutty and shameless flirt. I'm confident enough to just admit to that. So I'm driving home today and I'm on the interstate in gridlock and I get a message from a guy, a totally random guy I don't know and have said not a single word to, offering me sex for money and company. So basically he wants me to escort for him. I'm both insulted and oddly flattered. I'd never do it but still, I had to pause for a minute and think about the exotic day-to-day living of a high priced escort whoring lifestyle, which is radically more exciting and probably way better off financially than what I'm doing now. A girl I know is one legitly and she's traveled the world and lives in China now. Sooo...I guess I'll just quit my jobs and be an escort. Who needs college, right? What a shitty world we live in.

From this point forward for the rest of my life I will carry this one message with me as a badge of both honor and shame. And I'll tell my boyfriend to pay me everytime we have sex from now on.

 

So unfortunately, there are still gatekeepers. I look forward to complete trans* liberation in the revolution.

 

Why the hell do I get so excited reading about computers? I'm an idiot, I don't know how to build a good computer or how to really fix anything, so why do I smile every time I learn something new about one? I'm never going to be able to work with them, I don't have the memory or attention span to do it and that was proven when I took the class in high school.

 

As do I. It sucks to have to go to such lengths to prove something that is really no business of the government.

 

I haven't come on this site in so long. I forgot about it, but I suppose it's good that I remembered it in this rather arduous waiting period. Is there anyone who lives in Melbourne who wants to hang out as I wait for my fate of the next five months to be decided?

 

Is it bad that I don't really care if I die from the anasthetic next week? I don't want to die. I just wouldn't be too distraught about it.

 

I wonder if I should start packing...for school...even though I leave in 3 weeks

 

Yes. How else are we going to beat up fascists without you?

 

Good point. Well we'd better get on with it.

On that subject, I miss my punchbag. But unfortunately, I couldn't drill into british ceilings.

 

Portal 2 is the shit.

 

Goodbye July. I knew thee well but it is time to depart.

 

I had to get a new Kik because I was being attacked everyday. Fucking genius Kik, lets have someone you blocked add you to groups chat? Fuck.

 

I'm starting to feel a bit paranoid. My parent's can't see what student organizations I am in on my college's website profile, but every time I get a call from my mom and she is on the computer, or a call from my aunt and she is on the computer, I always think "Oh no, they are going to ask me if I am gay."

There is absolutely no way they could find out unless they like hack the website. Where is this paranoia coming from?

 

It's my birthday in like 2 hours! 21 finally!