You Know You Have An Odd Family When...

Your parents hated oreo for doing a rainbow cookie ad supporting LGBT.

 

My parents have brought me to LGBT events (AIDS benefits with drag queen entertainment, Pride, same-sex weddings, etc.) since before I even knew there were different sexualities.


My family is odd because:
-We look like we're in mourning when we go out together, because we all habitually wear all black
-My step-mom loves embarrassing me as much as humanly possible (including shouting pervy things in the middle of the street, starting from when I was 7 and playing matchmaker)
-My parents are WAAY to open with nudity & about their sex life (even in front of my friends)
-When my dad makes a sandwich, he combines the most bizarre/disgusting things he can find in the kitchen (Ex: twizzlers, spam, Marmite, ketchup, cheese doodles)
-My grandfather is still, at 98 years old, a ladies-man...and Vicodin hoarder.


Gosh, so many. Too sleepy to post them all