After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality | The Onion - America's Finest News Source Consumer choices, from America's Finest News Source.
Yes, when I was 16 weeks old, I too came to the conclusion that rejection, intolerance, and unprovoked hostility were really the things I was looking for in life. And I wasn't disappointed at all.
Irrefutable proof that people choose to be gay I knew those homosexuals were choosing their deviant lifestyles.
Re: Irrefutable proof that people choose to be gay These bloody homosexuals, with their rights, and their... Lefts...?
So this is where the Anti-homos get their arguments!! Didn't their teachers ever tell them never to use The Onion as a resource?