What if you woke up next to the person above you?

*hugs*
(Monotonealy(?)) do not worry. I shall protect you, my turtle-duck.

 

(laughs) Guess what Ryu, (throws cake in face and crotch) I bet you like that. (realizes what he has done) (shivers with fear and gets down on two knees begging for his life) Oh no Ryu please, I'll do anything for you including being your personal slave for the rest of my life, just spare me torture and pain because I don't want any of that.

 

*has you stand up*
Go to the red room.

 

O_O

Was it at least good?

 

Sorry but who are you and what are you doing in my bed.....o wait this isn't my bed...what happend last night

 

Hey, you are really drunk last night and I was just too good to bring you home. Coffee, tea, or hot choco?

 

Hot chocolate please

 

Either Coffee or Human Flesh for me.

 

Yes Ryu I'll get you some human flesh, would you like it cooked or raw

 

Neither!

 

good finally someone stops the cannibalism..

we need the corpses for the zombie apocalypse damnit!!!!:dry:

 

Okay. Time to reinstitute cannibalism!

I'm gonna cuddle with the person above me while nibbling on your leg

 

i thought you were gay....
shrugs do whatever you like

keeps polishing gun

 

is that really a gun or are you happy to see me...

 

Hey, pretty people always taste good, regardless of their gender.

 

@penta of corse i'm happy to see you^^ just polishing the gun because it looks badass and it's part of my job

@zane7 i'll take that as a compliment fine you can eat me

 

Hey randomly you

 

oh hey!!!

cannibal free zone!!!!yes!! and it's nice seeing you
cool room you have here

 

It's really nothing special but thanks

 

Well the bed is cuddly

Falls back asleep