"Are your parents white?" Common question asked by everyone at school because I'm introverted and I don't act like a stereotypical african american you'd see in movies or whatever.
"WHY ARE YOU RIDING THAT COW?!?!" from my 17 year old cousin. She also confuses carrots, parsnips, and potatoes. And butterflies and mosquitoes. And she wants to be a teacher someday. ._. Also, at a petting zoo I was doing, "How do you train your pigeons?" from a grown man, about a chicken that was white with blue spots. People are amazingly dumb when it comes to farm animals.........Or maybe they're just amazingly dumb about everything. -_-
We were talking about geography in 11th grade, and this girl asked me, "If Egypt isn't in Saudi Arabia, is it even a country?" *takes my glasses off slowly with shaky hands* Mother of God...
Working in a tourist area, I get a lot of stupid questions, like "when do you let the bears/deer out" or "when do you turn on the rivers", maybe even "who trains your deer". All of my classmates who work (a majority of them), also report getting asked stupid questions.
This isn't so much a question but the response.... Me: What city or township do you live in? customer: Um... <COUNTY> County. Now, this <COUNTY> does have both a city and township with the same name in it. This is a regular occourance where I work.
Probably should have added that I was riding a horse when my cousin asked why I was riding a cow.......:/
my hair was blue and i got asked is that you natural color?:bang: WHY YES!!! i happen to be an anime character that escaped from the tv really :lol:
Oh, boy. Here we go. "What is the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek?" "Isn't World War II the one that the Jews started?" Wasn't the Roman Empire in the 1800's?" What's the difference between World War II and Vietnam?" Wasn't the Declaration of Independence signed in 1852?" Most of these were from the same girl...
"So, If you don't believe in God, then who wrote the Bible?" "Are assassins Nazi's?" And, thank you Aunt Wilma from America "Do you have any wild Haggis's in these parts?" :bang:
*blink* ---------- Post added 6th Apr 2013 at 12:19 AM ---------- Hmm, I just thought of another stupid question. "How do you know you like guys?" (This was an accidentalish coming out which was misinterpreted as me being gay. I decided to go with it. The questioners were a group of heterosexual girls) Me: "same way you do, I guess"
Ah, yes, that odd 3 legged creature, where the left leg is always a few inches shorter so it can run around on the hillside quicker....
I used to get that all the time when my hair was green. At first I thought people were joking, then I realized they were serious....:bang:
I know I've been asked a couple, but the one that comes to mind immediately is, "How do you spell 'and'?" This was in high school.
As im looking at my birth imformation and trying to trace my dad 'why where is your dad' 'I dont know, hence trying to trace him' ' i know your tracing him, but where is he?' My 17 year old friend
