What circle of hell am I going to?

On the note of by being banned for this post; if I get banned from a gay chat room for mocking fundaMENTAList christianity, it would be the very picture of irony.

 

My Results:

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

I did not expect that.

 

And DNB I was not attacking all christians, just the psycho ones. Sorry about any confusion.

 

I lived a cruel, vindictive, and hateful life. I am damned to the River Styx in the Fifth Circle of Hell. Appropriate.

 

I got the third level of hell...

Spoiler

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

 

I was working under the assumption there weren't a lot of people on here who ascribed significance to any number, but at least knew (or knew of) someone who did. I seem to have created quite a stir...ah well, we Fifth Circlers are just naturally good at that.