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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by leer, Jan 12, 2013.

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  1. Gengars

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    There's nothing left to do but cry...

    My hat is on fire. Help.
     
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    Put it on your head as a fashion statement

    My Go-Go-Gadget-Penis is malfunctioning
     
    #682 kaotyc, Jun 6, 2015
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    Try some lubrication (I'm not sure if this is good advice or bad advice).

    Help the French don't understand me when I speak French
     
    #683 Azrael, Jun 6, 2015
  4. kaotyc

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    Just greet every French person with "voulez vouch che avoic moi ce soir"

    My dog stole my BBQ ribs
     
    #684 kaotyc, Jun 6, 2015
  5. Azrael

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    In mother Korea... Dogs ARE BBQ ribs...

    I broke my fridge.
     
    #685 Azrael, Jun 6, 2015
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    Store your food in an igloo.

    How do I stay safe while driving?
     
    #686 bubbles123, Jun 6, 2015
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    Use Durex

    My potato won't stop singing
     
    #687 Azrael, Jun 6, 2015
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    Bake it with butter and steak

    My hostage escaped from the basement
     
    #688 kaotyc, Jun 6, 2015
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    Magically increase the basement size to hold the hostage once more. (Sims reference)

    I wanna sms someone but there isn't anyone to sms :frowning2:
     
    #689 LogicNoSense, Jun 13, 2015
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    send sms to a stranger & get acquainted :wink:


    My cat is sleeping constantly for 7 hours !!
     
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    Sleep with it for another 7

    I skinned my knee
     
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    Grab the lemon juice
    I saw my friend's brother naked. (He's 5)
     
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    Bang his head onto a wall and hope he gets selective anmesia and doesn't remember you seeing him naked.

    I need more time to do work!
     
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    Get high and take some relaxing drugs, it'll slow time dude.

    I slipped in cow manure, HALP.
     
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    Ok, first, you must express your disappointment to the cow.

    Then, roll around in the manure. This is very important.

    After you do this, the cow will feel ashamed.

    The cow will then proceed to turn itself into a burger and feed young and unhealthy children.

    ...I think I'm high. :lol:
     
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