What did Alexander The Great do with the banana and the ringneck parakeet? He introduced them to Europe
a wolf and a snow leopard are fighting over a carcass, one looks to the other and says Nothing. they both cant talk
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, some days I think I'm a teepee, and some days I feel like I'm a wigwam." The doctor says, "Sounds like schizophrenia. Let me refer you to a specialist."
What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. Why did the boy drop his ice-cream cone? He was hit by a bus. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold the ladder so the first one doesn't fall and hurt themselves. Spoiler It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
How many red heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they get their partners to do it What is the difference between a sadist and a mascochist? Come to think of it, no difference really. they are both sexual deviences of the same art form.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... A redhead, a blonde, and a brunete jump off a cliff..... They die. What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
This one I heard recently, not sure if it's an anti-joke or just a regular one: A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian travel to an island. The Norwegian shoots everyone. Might not get it if you don't know of the events in Norway a while ago.
Have you ever heard the joke about the blind pirate, the two dozen roses, the nearsighted parrot, and the bar tender? Neither have I.