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Anti-Joke Factory

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Pain, Jul 30, 2012.

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  1. Menaki-Neko

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    Yeah curiosity killed it.

    So I walked into a bar...
     
    #21 Menaki-Neko, Jul 30, 2012
  2. Snowy

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    And ordered a drink.

    Why was the floor covered in a red liquid?
     
    #22 Snowy, Jul 30, 2012
  3. Pain

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    Because a crazed clown locked several people in a box and mutilated them with a chain of barbed wire.

    Why was Julie unhappy?
     
    #23 Pain, Jul 30, 2012
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    Her husband grabbed a knife and stabbed her baby, which started the entire phenomenon of dead baby jokes.

    What's red and cries in a corner?
     
    #24 GlindaRose, Jul 30, 2012
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    A baby once you're finished with it.

    Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone?
     
    #25 Snowy, Jul 30, 2012
  6. Pain

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    She got hit with a brick.

    Why did the genie come out of his lamp?
     
    #26 Pain, Jul 30, 2012
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    He was summoned by Hitler who wanted to wish for the destruction of the Jews.

    Why do I exist?
     
    #27 GlindaRose, Jul 30, 2012
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    Because a giant frog coughed up his last dinner, before he died and rotted in eternal space, hence the creation of the earth.
     
    #28 KeanusGuitarus, Jul 30, 2012
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    What do you call a legless chicken?
     
    #29 ryanninjasheep, Jul 30, 2012
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    A horrible accident of nature that is about to be co-opted by McDonalds.

    I heard you like pets, so I put a dog in your dog...
     
    #30 LSunday, Jul 31, 2012
  11. Pain

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    It choked on the hip bones. Wanna see?

    What's white and falls from the sky?
     
    #31 Pain, Jul 31, 2012
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    A plane that was spiraling out of control because the pilot went into cardiac arrest. (they all survive, don't worry...)

    What happened to the kid walking home with an ice cream cone?
     
    #32 Waffles, Jul 31, 2012
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    He was attacked by the local bullies who have fun terrorizing younger kids because their parents are abusive alcoholics.

    Why did the man leave his job at the computer factory early?
     
    #33 LSunday, Jul 31, 2012
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    Because he had permission from his boss to leave early and attend a wedding.

    In soviet Russia...
     
    #34 Kerze, Jul 31, 2012
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    They speak Russian.


    Why did Superman cross the road?
     
    #35 Koalaman, Jul 31, 2012
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    Because his house was on the other side. It's actually further down the street but the green man was on the traffic light and he thought 'what the hell'.

    Doctor, doctor, I can't draw my curtains..
     
    #36 Sanssouci, Jul 31, 2012
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    I ran over it.

    It's raining; it's pouring; the old man...
     
    #37 AmblingSam, Jul 31, 2012
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    ... is watching Wheel of Fortune.

    Waiter, what is this in my soup?
     
    #38 Waffles, Jul 31, 2012
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    noodles and chicken.

    "And the Lord said unto them..."
     
    #39 AmblingSam, Jul 31, 2012
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    Watch South Park and feel remorse when Kenny is killed, do not laugh.


    Voldemort was sad because...
     
    #40 Koalaman, Jul 31, 2012
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