You're definitely gay if ______.

You're definitely gay if...
-your iTunes playlist alone can out you.
-you sing show tunes out-loud. Many, many show tunes, all the time.
-you dance better than all the other guys.
-you sing at a higher pitch than all the other guys.
-a rainbow on anything makes you think it's LGBT related.

 

You own more power tools than all of your guy friends combined

 

You know you're gay when you cry like a baby in romantic movies
When you drink with your pinky in the air like a woman
When you make better food than your mother

 

There is no way that big cock is going to fit inside that little pussy. Give it to me, I'll eat the whole thing.

 

You're definitely gay if you're a guy and you walk like Naomi Campbell.

A cute guy passes you and you turn around to stare at his butt.

 

...when you have 17 flannels. No joke, my friend honestly has that many and she looks sooooo sexy in every single one.

You also know you're gay when you think your female friend looks sexy in all her flannels/clothes... or without them (if ya know what I mean) :lol:

 

LOL, I do this sometimes with yuri (as a lesbian). Not hardcore though. Keeping it PG-13 :eusa_danc

Anyway, you know you're gay when going to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee you see "Genus Homo" and "Genus Pan" (scroll down slightly to the T graph, it's on the right side) and you immediately register in your head: "Genus Homosexual" and "Genus Pansexual"

I'm not even kidding, I saw this the other day and that's what I registered in my head.

 

You're definitely gay if you have a long slender fingers (for girls) or no gag reflex (for guys.)

 

QUOTE=fireworks;1053382]You can't stop staring at your best friend's boobs.[/QUOTE]:roflmao:

im dying because its so fucking true

 

So, all humans are homosexual and chimpanzees are pansexual.

 

Wow the gag reflex is so true! I have tried so hard but mine is just nonexistent lol.

You are definitely gay if.... an old mother with 3 sons comes in, tells you how cute you are and repeatedly winks and tells you all about her youngest 19 year old son. Then repeats how handsome you look and says, "I should bring him here more often."

 

If (applies if your a guy) you can twerk better than a lot of females. Google it if you dont know what is it.

 

^THIS. Seen this done soo many times by friends. It's like duuude, my gaydar is great, you're gay

 

Your friends who don't know you're gay ask why you have such a good gaydar for a 'straight person'

 

You are definitely gay or bisexual if you have been frustrated that your local bookstore does not carry novels with gay or bisexual protagonists.

Or, you have even been frustrated with the selection of such novels that exist in the first place.

See also: films and television shows especially, but pretty much all entertainment.


Alternatively: Even though you THINK you are straight, you become obsessed with all entertainment media even tangentially related to The Gay. If a T.V. show has even one queer character, you MUST compulsively watch every episode--even if the show is terrible. If you read a fantasy book that happens to be about a gay person, you OBSESSIVELY read everything the author has ever written, whether any of the rest of the books feature gay people or not.

(I don't think this is stereotyping. I think either one of those would actually mean that you're gay. Which of course doesn't mean that all gay people do those things--that would be stereotyping.)

 

Yep, I can agree to that! That was definitely me. Probably read every book I could find with gay characters. Somehow I feel like people won't be soo surprised when I come out bc of my all-for-it attitude about anything gay rights.

 

while shopping you look at an outfit and ask your friend "Would that make me look too lesbian? Cause I don't wanna look obvious...."

 

You twerked through your entire prom, but only in front. (if you're a guy)

btw, it may be fun, but it very nearly blows your cover if you're in the closet. Oh well

 

If you like Uh Huh Her

 

On Saturday I was driving by Hermann park in Houston. There was a wedding. I saw one of the brides maids wearing this hideous dress. I said out loud, that color is wrong for her skin tone and the cut did not fit her build at all.

I think that is the second gayest thing I have ever said.

The number one gayest thing I have ever said was "I was interested in her until I remember she dosen't have a penis."