Favourite Sayings

Its a parody of that saying.

 

Fabulous, or faboo (mostly to irritate my girlfriend, thanks Wakko)

(in response to a stupid question) Han shoots first.

Lumos! (flips light switch on)

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

(said usually when bursting into a room) NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Yeah, I'm probably the most annoying person ever.

 

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost

 

Hmm, well my besties and I always end up saying the same few catchphrases whenever appropriate. We have special voices and accents we do for each one because we're creeps.

"Don't mind me..." While we're doing something attention-seeking. Usually stumbling across the party.
"It's mine, all mine. Mine. Mine. Mine." While not sharing, obviously.
"We drank all of your wine and we want some more."
"Not my favorite." When we disapprove.
"In Brooklyn, we don't take our shoes off and hit people with them. We just don't."
"I remember when I was a slut/an addict/10 years old/a cheetah girl."
"I'M GETTING OUT OF THE CAR." Said demonically.
"You're cabbage. You got cabbage in your muff."
"Those are for skinny underage white gay boys." When something is for me. <3
"I lost my virginity in a club bathroom."

We watched Safe House last night and now I'm using "I'll take it from here" every chance I get.

 

Faker then Pamela Andersons breasts.

 

- "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light."- Dumbledore

- "Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."- Dumbledore

- Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

- Barking dogs seldom bite.

- Do as you would be done by.

- Empty vessels make the most noise.

- Speak softly and carry a big stick.

- A problem shared is a problem halved.

- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

- War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

 

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

There's no use crying over spilt milk.

If it ain't broken, don't fix it.