I distinctly remember being instructed by a friend to watch a yaoi show (Gravitation) and I remember being loudly opposed to the man sex for no apparent reason...I'm not proud of that
I was pretty similar. I'd always tell my friends that yaoi wasn't really my thing. Little did they know I'd look at it quite often. :eusa_doh: Guess that's what being in denial does to you.
when I was 6 years old I fell off the top of a double decker bed and I had a HUGE red bump on the centre of my head and I remembered my parents getting countless rolls of tissue to stop the blood flowing. Sorry if I grossed you out. Makes me cringe whenever I think of it. LOL
I've actually been able to scare people off when they role play with me. They asked for creepy...I gave it to them.
I constantly sit and think of brutal ways to murder my ex-wife. Then every time I see her my heart melts and the day seems better.
I have some kind of mild hat "fetish" or addiction. I have a huge collection of hats that I wear on a daily basis when I'm at home and alone in my room. I hide my hats inside my closet, why can't I just find the sense to wear them publicly?
I have read through this entire thread and have come up with tons of different quirky and true confessions but only had the courage to write this one...
I always plan out conversations in my head about really serious things and they never happen the way I planned. ---------- Post added 2nd Sep 2013 at 06:59 AM ---------- Me too!
Oh, and I've read a few comments on here about the whole yaoi thing and another confession is, when I was about 12 or so, I started watching little yaoi clips and reading m/m fiction online. I loved it and thought it was amazing.
Gentlemen, I used to write yaoi. Occasionally, outright gay smut. I'd always decry yaoi for being too "stereotypical" so I just had my guys switch off and called it good. Despite not knowing the mechanics of the act but Wikipedia exists for a reason.
To be completely honest, I still sleep with this stuffed polar bear I got from my grandmother at Sea World a few years ago, and I have this green microfiber blanket I absolutely love and almost always sleep with. As lame as it probably sounds, these two inanimate objects provide me with so much comfort and have been with me through the good times and bad.
Uhm... I once sucked a guy because I couldn't say no and I regret every second. ---------- Post added 3rd Sep 2013 at 12:37 PM ---------- Shit why did I just post this?
