One Confession About Yourself!

Text about possible new hire at work that I just sent: Well, hopefully the guy is nice. Surely easy to work with with would be high on the priority list after last years disaster.

It sent... Then I thought about what I said. Thank God it was my friend. She thought it was pretty funny. :: facepalm ::

 

I love metal music
(!) (!) (!)

 

When i was young, like preschool, I liked to eat the heads off of matches. They tasted salty.

 

In 3rd grade, I wore my shirt and shoes backwards every day.

 

I had a brief, embarrassing lipstick lesbian phase a few months back in order to make myself feel like a real woman.

In hindsight, it helped me figure out that a real woman was the farthest thing from me.

 

I can and will eat an entire pizza for breakfast. I've done it about a zillion times.

 

I actually did something similar the first time I got married. I went through this really girly phase that was, at best, completely horrible, just because, however briefly, I was desperate to know what it meant to be a woman. I think that might actually have been the reason I got married the first time. But yeah, I'm not a woman, and I am happy to stop pretending. ride:

 

I think Judges should be called Judicators, they sound so much cooler like that.

 

I'm lactose intolerant but I eat so much dairy. Ice cream, gelato, cheese, milk, ect...

I'll probably keel over and die soon.

 

I went so far off my diet for lunch today, I'm going to have to skip dinner (and maybe breakfast) to even partially make up for it.

Lex

 

I've wanted a tuxedo since I was a kid.

 

I used to pretend I was Ariel the mermaid whenever I went to the beach when I was little.

 

I talk to myself a lot

 

I have got a Crush on a Guy at work who has got Jet Black Hair & he just sets my heart racing & I can't stop looking at him

 

I was driving down the street today, and a guy that I barely know was waiting at the crosswalk with a class of students. He crossed the street with them and waived to thank me for not smooshing them, and totally caught me staring at him because he was very cute and I was taken off guard.

 

I still have a bunch of feather boas stuffed under my bed from the days when I would pretend I'm an opera singer....


But the real confession is that to this day as an adult I still occasionally play with them.

 

I want a relationship but living in a small town and being ugly isn't helping

 

I have a dream of being the leader of a secret group of spies in school that go around gathering information, and manipulating people, turning th against one another. Even if I were caught I could still run the operation from the juvenile detention center.

We'd have a symbol too.
I just really want to be the leader of an evil organization like aracnaphobia from soul eater.

 

I'm feeling difficult today so I have a pile of laundry behind me that is still warm but I simply don't want to fold it right now. So I'm not going to.

I feel so guilty about it but at the same time... liberated. hahaha.

 

I want to get into screen writing. Tough industry but one day.