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Incompetently flirt with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Tracy Lord, Sep 28, 2011.

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  1. Alex Vause

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    Are you a cake? Because I'm a lesbian and have no interest in dating men.
     
    #641 Alex Vause, Sep 2, 2015
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    *holds up collar* Would you be my S&M slave? Coz I don't take no for an answer... *smoulder*

    *gets slapped* Ow! What was that for?
     
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    I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
     
    #643 Sky82, Sep 16, 2015
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    Hey sugar...you can, um...sleep in my mailbox any time.
     
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    You'll do.
     
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    You don't seem like a creepy stranger who uses sweets as bribes to kidnap children, so do you wanna hang out some time?
     
    #646 Cornered, Sep 16, 2015
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    Hey. Nice genitals.
     
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    Oh cool, you're from Kansas City? I...uh...well I've never been to Kansas City. Or Kansas. Ummmm I like your face.
     
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    *scooters up to you* I bought an extra large slanket for the two of us to wear together at the same time
     
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    ... You're a cutie. Do you want to hold hands... with a monkey? How about snuggle with- um... a teddy bear. Maybe... kiss sometime? --Hershey kiss I mean?? um if you like chcolate or maybe not i dontknow-
     
    #650 Kiychii, Sep 16, 2015
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    Hey, your face is nice, my face is also pretty good. Haha, we have a lot in common, huh? Please date me.
     
    #651 L0ser, Sep 16, 2015
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    Hi you chocolate dropping, I'll let you drop me out your butt.
     
    #652 Justinian20, Sep 16, 2015
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    If we were in The Hunger Games, you would be Gale and I would be Katniss. I would strike your heart with my arrow.
     
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    Is your name Google? Because..you're the answer to everything I search for. Including memes. Please date me and my memes.
     
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    I have a dog called Google. Do you like dogs? If you like dogs you can come home sometimes and I'll show you them. ^w^
     
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    I forgot where I live - can I come home with you? :grin:
     
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    If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato. Except I don't really like sweet potatoes. Wait, that sounds bad now. What I mean to say is you're really sweet, not like a sweet potato, but like a uh . . . something sweet, like a chocolate chip cookie. I think that works. Let me give it another shot.

    If you were a potato, you would be a chocolate chip cookie.
     
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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    .... Cause you look pretty beat up...
     
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    Hahaha! Youre funny! I like it! You know what I like more? You and me, having a dinner date tonight <3



    Dang it sucks!
     
    #659 LakanLunti, Sep 20, 2015
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    Do your chores and you wont be grounded for eternity c:
     
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