Incompetently flirt with the person above you

*straps you to a chair*

You don't need the outside world. The human world... it's a mess.

 

I know right!
*looks you in the eye*
That means your a mess too... That means I'm a mess too... We're all a mess...
*sneezes*
Ughh...
As I was saying; If everybody is a mess... Who cares if they go?
*turns head around as a 'good side' arises*
I care! We won't be able to have somebody to make us icecream anymore!
*head whips round again*
No! They must all burn!
*head whips again*
No! Icecream melts in fires!
*head whips round again*
I feel dizzy
*head whips round a violently pukes*
*head whips round and pauses*
...
...
Loves ya.
*blacks out*

 

hey! you've got nice....eyebrows, I'd like to stroke them without poking you in the eye.
(phil is my professor of amorous applications)

 

I knew I was dead when I first laid eyes on you (Don't question my logic. I'm not that good at not flirting or flirting in general..)​

 

Hi, sissy-poo.


Uh... yeah.


*friendly hug* (*hug*)

 

Wanna me?



my favorite flirt line

 

Hey, uh, wanna do it like wailord and skitty?

 

*bumps into you*

*desperately tries to think of something to say*

Hey, have you seen that shoujo anime where that couple meet like we just did?

 

Um, if you're a wave then I'm a, uh, beach. Um... because you land on me... um... wasn't sex on the beach a drink? *laughs hysterically* Um, uh....:icon_redf

 

Hey guuuurl, do you have a map? 'Cuz I'm lost in your eyes.

Ehehehehe...

Wait what are you doing?

Don't close the door on meh! D:



I'm trying to be funny but I'm really not...

 

Every time a door closes another one opens

My toilet door opens every time the front door closes. I don't know why it does that. Does your toilet ever do weird stuff? Mine does weird stuff all the time! Last week it started overflowing for no reason. The smell was the worst!

...Oh, I totally forgot to fix that. Call me?

 

You must work in a bakery, ....... because you have nice buns :evil:

 

I love you... I love you not... I love you not............................ I love you! got you didn't i?:lol:

 

Hey! Your suit is sharp.
So sharp that it could pierce the hull of a fire nation empire class battleship and leave 1000's of people to drown.
Because... Your suit... It's so sharp...

 

Hello, do you like......life? Because uh, I like life.
And living. You seem lovely.

#NailedIt

 

I don't like life as such. Nor do I dislike it. It is something that everybody goes through and the only certainties are you are born and you die. Death consumes everyone, the end, have fun.
*picks nose*
What was I doing again?...

 

Snafa galoogalump?

 

Hey there, ya wanna help strum my guitar?

lol, I dunno how to play the guitar :lol:

 

I'll play your guitar if you play my clarinette >w>

*sorry, lame Big Bang Theory joke XD*

 

hey cornered...wanna..corner me? i dont know what i...okbye