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Incompetently flirt with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Tracy Lord, Sep 28, 2011.

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  1. Justinian20

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    but but but but but but butt. Come to my entrancing magic butt he is going to eat you sexually
     
    #541 Justinian20, Jun 15, 2015
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    I like the parts of your face that are covered in skin
     
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    Damn, Scotland. That's so hot.
     
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    Scotland is hot, but I'd rather fuck in Moldova.
     
    #544 starlights, Jun 16, 2015
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    Hello kitty.
     
    #545 happydavid, Jun 16, 2015
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    Omg, I think windmills are so attractive.
     
    #546 The Wallflower, Jun 16, 2015
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    Do you want me to go round and round for you?
     
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    You spin me right round right round like a windmill baby.
     
    #548 Justinian20, Jun 16, 2015
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    I'm so giddy
     
    #549 happydavid, Jun 17, 2015
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    Are you a fan?
    No... You're a windmill...
    This pickup line won't work...
     
    #550 Ryu, Aug 6, 2015
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    Those are some sexy cannibalistic urges you have there ;D

    If ever want to grab a bite, I'm your guy~
     
    #551 The Wallflower, Aug 6, 2015
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    Flirtity flirt flirt, or something...I guess...I don't know where I'm going with this... :confused:
     
    #552 BrokenRecord, Aug 6, 2015
  13. Ryu

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    How about a classy McCafe, because everybody goes to McDonalds on a date because it serves bagels in the morning.

    Eh, who am I kidding, you wanna burger?
     
    #553 Ryu, Aug 6, 2015
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    Do you happen to know this guy?
    [​IMG]​
    Nice...
     
    #554 BrokenRecord, Aug 6, 2015
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    Hey baby are you an angel? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers *vomits on your face*
     
    #555 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Aug 6, 2015
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    Did you fall from heaven? Because if you did your allergic to yourself.


    Ermm... Nope. Never seem him.
    (My new avatar was my old avatar, it's zuko from avatar. Now the word avatar has lost all meaning. Lol)
     
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    I was guessing your avatar was Ishikawa Goemon XIII from the Lupin III franchise. He has the Zantetsuken, the sharpest katana in the world! I've always been more partial to Jigen Daisuke, myself, though.
    [​IMG]​
     
    #557 BrokenRecord, Aug 6, 2015
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    Ah, you're from Virginia... are you a virgin? :wink:





    (don't answer that :roflmao:slight_smile:
     
    #558 The Wallflower, Aug 6, 2015
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    Hmm. Yes, like I haven't heard that one from the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums... :dry:

    (No hard feelings, though.)
     
    #559 BrokenRecord, Aug 6, 2015
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    I would make a joke here but it would be innapropriate and somewhat insulting.
    Soo...
    *shoves some flowers into your face*
    ...
    ...
    Hi!
    *runs away*
     
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