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Magic Vending Machine :D

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Fairybread, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. Pain

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    Receives a new source of fuel and solves every energy crisis possible!

    Inserts fist.
     
    #681 Pain, Jun 4, 2012
  2. Myria

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    Receives rock

    Inserts Mississippi River
     
    #682 Myria, Jun 4, 2012
  3. Pain

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    Receives the Nile

    Inserts the Samsung Gusto
     
    #683 Pain, Jun 4, 2012
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    Receives miniature question mark

    Inserts over ripe banana
     
    #684 Myria, Jun 4, 2012
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    Recieves banana bread. (The one thing over ripe bananas are good for)

    Inserts an empty altoids tin
     
    #685 confuzzled82, Jun 4, 2012
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    Receives Tic Tacs

    Inserts Earth
     
    #686 Maxis, Jun 4, 2012
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    Receives Gaia

    Inserts Pluto
     
    #687 Myria, Jun 4, 2012
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    Recieves Mickey.

    Inserts empty 5 gallon water bottle
     
    #688 confuzzled82, Jun 4, 2012
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    gets a keep oregon green tshirt from 1999.

    inserts my order for pizza
     
    #689 Deaf Not Blind, Jun 4, 2012
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    Receives Cheese Barrel of Unknown Contents.

    Inserts DNB into ninjaproof box, then into MVM.
     
    #690 solarcat, Jun 4, 2012
  11. Deaf Not Blind

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    (HELP!!! :eek:I BEEN CATNAPPED!!! WHO WILL SAVE ME? I'M SUPERMAN!):help:
     
    #691 Deaf Not Blind, Jun 4, 2012
  12. Pain

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    ... receives no help.

    Inserts 1 dinar.
     
    #692 Pain, Jun 5, 2012
  13. solarcat

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    Receives carton of old frankfurters.

    Inserts Bat Signal.
     
    #693 solarcat, Jun 5, 2012
  14. Deaf Not Blind

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    Receives no help...because Batman is trying to get me outta the stupid box! Karma bites.

    Inserts straw
     
    #694 Deaf Not Blind, Jun 6, 2012
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    receives fresh eyeball.
    puts in a pez dispenser
     
    #695 angelicbabe8, Jun 6, 2012
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    Recieves Smarties Cereal.

    Inserts answering machine with the recording "Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? ... Is it plugged in? ... Is it definitely plugged in? ..."
     
    #696 confuzzled82, Jun 6, 2012
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    Receives DNB. All ya had to do was jiggle the handle a little...

    Inserts bunny dance.
     
    #697 solarcat, Jun 6, 2012
  18. Deaf Not Blind

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    Receives fresh air! AHHHH!!!
    (i didn't touch the "handle" it is shaped strangely like your penuu)

    Inserts a big hug....cuz I'm free at last, free at last, THANK GOD ALL MIGHTY, I'm free at last!
     
    #698 Deaf Not Blind, Jun 6, 2012
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    Receives a kiss, just 'cause!

    Inserts llamasauce.
     
    #699 solarcat, Jun 7, 2012
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    Gets ducksauce. :confused:

    Inserts a Solarcat hairball.
     
    #700 Aeon Magus, Jun 8, 2012
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