Why do straight guys like boobs?

And, just for clarification, I wasn't being sarcastic. (In other words, I agree with you (bookworm43))

 

I don't understand why they're viewed as a sexual way, but I'm sure straight guys wonder why gay guys think penises are nice.

But, even though I'm not attracted to them, boobs are awesome! They're like water balloons! If I had boobs I'd play with them all the time (in a non-sexual way)

 

No, you wouldn't, lady Gaga.

You only imagine what amusing thing you could do with them if you had them for the fact that you didn't grow up with them. See, girls (especially those with your fun-hearted personality) don't look at them as water balloons to play with all the time, see?

 

Boobs to gay guys are like a new toy.

They would bore you after a while. However, for straight guys, boobs are like, boobs, they're awesome, and attractive.

 

Boobs are bouncy.

That is all.

 

Time to break out science here:

Breasts are actually designed to attract mates, like a peacock's feathers or what have you. That's the reason females have breasts. While yes, they are occasionally used for breastfeeding, if that was their only purpose, then humans would be like every other animal and not have full, supple breasts when not lactating.

Also, a common theory, back when humans didn't walk upright, they didn't have breasts. When human walked like that though, the eyes were level with the buttocks, which is what attracted mates. So basically, cavemen were all ass men. Then humans began to walk upright, and in order to attract mates, females grew something that was a bit closer to eye level. Hence, breasts.

So, straight males are attracted to them simply because they are wired to.

 

Why do you like cock?

 

hahaha lmao :roflmao:

 

I entered this thread about to say the same exact thing. Thank you.

Huh?

 

Wow tough question. How many life lines do I have left ?

 

Good one.

Boobs are soft and juicy and easy to grab and squish.

 

Hehehe I love this thread. Boobz <3

 

They get heavy and can cause back strain. Just so you know. But i love them too no idea why though. They're just so round and full and squishy and nice to fall asleep on

 

Here's the thing, though. (Many) gay males are also attracted to the male breasts (pec muscles). I'm not (just) talking about the fancified stud you see in media. many gay guys see the non lactating version of the chest as beautiful and attractive. (I would know this since it's what I look at to attract a mate ). Is there a possible explanation for this? haha

In fact, I should start my own thread on this...

 

I don't know why... But I do enjoy boobs. Actually, I find myself staring more at clevage under a tight shirt rather than the bare boobs themselves... Dunno why.
This coming from a pansexual sooo xD

 

When I hook up with women, I do have an attraction to breasts. But generally, I don't understand why guys like boobs. How could they not want something nice and firm?

 

Dunno. I'm attracted to femininity, so yeah ... I like boobs.

 

I have a friend who can hold a pint in her cleavage. Not only are boobs awesome and pretty but they can come in very handy when there's no table to put your pint on

 

Because boobs are awesome.

 

One time, one of my friends was drinking a can of soda and it slipped. She caught it on her boobs XD She's DD and hates them.