Ask a stupid question....

Because I wasn't there!

Why is it your birthday today? (Happy birthday! )

 

good answer (*hug*)

because 21 years and nine months ago my mum and dad had fun in bed xD

- Why didn't I see this reply earlier?

 

Because you were looking at something else.

Why is everyone Kung Fu fighting?!

(oh, happy birthday!)

 

Because I ordered them to.

Why am I watching TV?

 

Because it would be creepy if it was watching you.

Who shot first: Han or Greedo?

 

Han.

Wheat Bread or White Bread?

 

Depends on the meat. And the cheese.

Who let the dogs out?

 

No one. That's just a slanderous rumor spread by the evil cat overlords.

Where's the beef?

 

At Wendy's

What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, but helium makes it normal?

 

That would mean the end of the space-time continuum as we know it!

Could I BE any gayer?

 

the real question is can you be any straighter

Will I have ice cream tomorrow?

 

I hope so ... a day without ice cream is a day not worth living!

IS the pope catholic??

 

Yes.

Why is my balloon running out of helium?

 

It doesn't like you.

Could I possibly have a worse day?

 

Yes, You could get struck by lightning and then an asteroid could hit you

What sounds do Giraffes make?

 

the sound u get from a woopie cusion
does cats have there own secert cat organazation like in cats@dogs

 

Course they do! They have their meetings in the middle of the night where they use their night vision

What came first, the chicken or the egg? (;

 

The chicken was preceded by the egg, which was left by an angry caterpillar.

What are the four suits used in playing cards?

 

Spades, clubs, diamonds and hearts!

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

You need to have at least 1,000 followers on Twitter.

How do I fix my coffee maker?