Write a lie about the person above you.

hml8 hates christmas end every thing that is great about it.

 

Hidinginalabama is not much of a kisser. :lol:

 

RubiksCube isn't really a person. He's actually a satellite set up by a group of ancient extra-terrestrials that has since gained sentience. Recently, though, his artificial intelligence has become artificial sweetener.

 

Loves to eat boiled crocodile

 

Youngbutproud is actually an 83 year old tortise, and isn't proud of that at all. That's why she hops on the back of a monkey, dresses like a peoples, and poses as a younger girl online, to lure unsespecting victims back to her hidey-hole so she can poke them with a pointy stick 'till she gets bored and releases them back into the ocean, where they drown.

 

Solarcat is a girly moondog.

 

biAnnika is not easily distracted.

 

Aeon Magus knows what he's talking about .

 

biAnnika hides under her bed every night to keep the ghosts from spiriting her away to a dimension of pure fluffiness. You see, the fluffy? Yeah, she's scared of it. That's why she walks around with a barrel of wet cement, to make sure any stray kitties and doggies get all hard and cementy.
The fluff!

 

Solarcat recently challenged the leader of his pride but failed miserably. Now he walks the plains of Africa searching for a new pride.

 

DarkClarity was scared by a butterfly when he was in the crib. The hideous yellow swallow-tailed monster must have flown in through an open window and landed on his rattle. When he looked into its multi-eyes, and it looked into his soul, he screamed like a church on fire. All the thing did was open and close its wings, real slow and leisurely, all yellow and 'swallow-tailly', laying enough childhood trauma on him in 15 seconds so that nightmares became his constant companions and best friends for years.

 

Aeon Magus is a One Direction groupee. He constantly follows them around, goes to every concert and he searches their rubbish to find things that he can sell on Ebay.

 

DarkClarity built a shrine devoted to me. The shrine included pictures taken with telephoto lenses (he scratched out the eyes of anyone else appearing in the photo), fingernail clippings, pubic hair fished out of the shower drain, multiple candles, underwear, and manic love poetry written in blood.

Creepy, huh? O.O

 

Aeon Magus is part of a secret society called the order of Gyllenhaal. They worhisp Jake, constantly watch all of his movies and spend hours staring at posters. Anyone who dares say something nasty about Jake is hunted down and killed.

In fact, I don't care for Jake. He's massively overrated and ugly. Anyone who actu

 

Lmao, cutting your last sentence short to make it seem like you've just been hunted down? Genius. :lol:

DarkClarity is a superhero renowned for his failure to comprehend what is going on around him. He was recently declared dead (cause of death: Algebra). He also had several other superpowers, including flight and a raygun, but he rarely used them, because he usually doesn't know they exist. He once had a sidekick, but he quit, partly because he got bored of doing everything himself as DarkClarity did not know that there was an enemy there, and that he also wasn't aware that he had a sidekick in the first place.

 

It's Aeon Magus dream to be a comedian. Once when he was practicing in a bar, an angry drunk man threw a beer bottle at Aeon Magus and it knocked him unconsicous. He woke up in the middle of a forest and he noticed that there were four people standing over him. One was dressed as a knight and the over three in strange outfit. Aeon Magus introducced himself. The knight introduced himself as Ingus. The other three introduced themselves as Arc, Luneth and Refia. They called themseleves the Warriors of Light. Suddenly, the huge dragon appears out of nowhere and landed on Aeon Magus. Aeon Magus woke up in a hospital bed. The doctor told him that he was out for two days. Aeon Magus then went home confused.

 

DarkClairty murdered numerous people and has framed it all on Aeon Magus.

 

NoName114 is super evil and hates every one.

 

Hidinginalabama is actually hiding in Mexico City.