You know you MIGHT be gay if......

This thread is making me laugh and giggle through and through as I have some of these "stereotypes" listed.

30) You have the urge to go shopping because you can - even if it's just window shopping. (although this can apply to females too...)
31) You tend to notice the guys/girls (depending if you're gay or les.) first whenever you're taking a glance anywhere there's people.

 

32) Your asshole looks like a vagina.

 

The Bassoon is not a gay instrument. I resent that! ;P

 

28) you spend a majority of your life in the fine arts area of your school

 

29) your farts smell like vasoline

 

31) You fall in love with a man.

 

You're a republican politician who lobbies against gay rights.

 

33) Someone asks you if you're gay and you're like "Yeah".

 

34) You starve yourself because you want to fit in those jeans that you just KNOW will make your ass look sexy.

 

35) Your pissed cause your purse(Let's call it a Man Purse/Murse) DOESN'T match anything you're wearing
36) You fully realize that your hair looks waaay better than over half the females you come across
37) You see an attractive girl in a short skirt and all you notice is how ass-ugly her shoes are

 

It's hardly a gay instrument but literally, every second bassoonist in Melbourne is gay. It's quite funny.
Also male flute players. It's just woodwind sections in general. I've been in a section once where there was one straight male in the entire woodwind section.

 

Dayum! I need to get me an oboe!

 

38) You love the video of Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' for the dance moves, cinematography and the women's fashion.

 

39) your an absolute gleek and are obsessed with the madonna/lady gaga/britney episodes

 

41) if you consider GQ, OUT and Cosmo books in the Bible.

 

good idea!

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42) You have a better taste in men than your sister.

 

43) You thought "Babes in Toyland" was a cheap softcore porno flick until your dad pointed out it was made by Disney.