Funny responses you got when you came out

*Me and my friend Joey playing CS:GO* (Keep in mind he's an LSU fan)

Me:Sooooooo
Joey:Yea?
Me:I'M GAY
Joey: Ok? Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yea, It's that dude *name here*
Joey: Oh, ok cool.
*about five minutes later*
Joey: WAIT, ISN'T THAT KID A BAMA FAN?!
Me: ...........
Me: maybe
Joey: WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS
*Hangs up Skype Call*

(He was joking lol)

 

:lol:

 

awesome!!!!!!

 

*visualizes this scene with Ralph Wiggum as the fat little boy* LOL

 

Sounds like what my daughter would say. LOL

 

I'd say the funniest was when I came out to one of my best friends and she just gave me the biggest hug ever. It came right the fuck out of nowhere, which is why it was so hilarious.

 

I had a friend who proceeded to jump for joy, then stop and freeze up really bad; only to proceeded to give me a round of applause.
Oh jay...

 

I thought I would NEVER finish reading this thread. Now I will have to check back for updates.

 

I came out in 5th period and everyone with a dick slid atleast 10 feet away. I didn't care though, mainly because only two of them were hot the others were butt ugly. I'm sorry but they fired shots by scooting away so I shot back. But the next day literally all the guys in class got boners, and I immediately giggled at how little they were... Mmmm tasty karma

 

Hey! I drive a ford f-250 with a 460 V8! lol

 

The first person I came out to was my grandma and it was over the phone because I lived very far away. She was the person I trusted most and I knew she wouldn't tell anyone else in the family until I was ready to tell them myself. I was really nervous, as everyone is when they tell their first person, but I shouldn't have been, because her response was, and I quote:

"Well who needs men anyways?"

I almost died laughing.

 

I have two stories. Both coming outs was for same guy (lets call him A), but first time it was in joking way so he didn't understand.
so coming out story number 1
A: -how can you have lesbian friends? maybe you do not like sausages too?
-I am vegetarian.
coming out story number 2
It was his birthday and at that time I was only one girl there. There was six guys and I. It was strange situation because I didn't known any of them. So I dicided to tell A about me. I ask him to go away for minute with me and literaly all of others guys went with us I asked then to stay and give us a minut but they just went anywhere we did So I lookt to A and said "do you know whos nicname is "nicname" ?" He said yes and then I said "Thats the person who have friendzoned me"
I left him in shock. He was ok with it after a while. But no of his friends understod what just happened. And thats one more story. One of his friends (lets call him M) asked me go near to fireplace with him and while we were going he starts asking me what have I have said to A.
M -Is it big secret?
-Not very big. a lot of people know it but...
M -Listen I realy do not care but I am a bit curios. I realy would never tell secrets of others to anyone so you can trust me.......... I realy not going to tell...
-I'm lesbian
M -Oh crap.. A said to me that there going to be just two girls and one of them have bf and other is single... It looks that it is not my lucky day...
A bit later other our friend arrived and he went to open gates for her. Then he get to her car and ask if she knew before. And she answered with stone cold face "ofcourse I knew, shes is my best friend"

 

Me: I lied to you last week... I do like girls
Dad: So... Does that mean you want a sex change?

It completely shocked me at the time but now I find it hilarious :')

 

First person i came out to was my girlfriend while in secondary, i had been questioning my orientation for a while, finally decided to tell her that i preferred guys and she just rolled her eyes, sighed and said she had figured that much out long before me and just hadnt said anything cuz she enjoyed the sex, lol, we're still really close.

 

I was at a marching band pool party, but I didn't bring my bathing suit because i hate swimming. So instead I just talked to people at the edge of the pool. By the way, I am in the flute section, as are the other two people I was talking to, so we also made a lot of gay flute jokes (you'll only understand if you're a band person...)

I was talking to this one girl I know, who is two years older than me, and pansexual.

Her: It's really cold in here
Me: Well I'm hot.
Her: Well yeah, you're wearing flannel
Me: Eh true
Her: And you look gay in it
Me: Who says I'm not?
Her, in excited voice: YOU ARE???
Me: I'm pan...
Her: HI PAN! I'M PAN! *shakes my hand*
Me: I know...
Her; But there's only one Peter Pan, and that's me!

Later, I was talking to another friend, who is really close friends with the first one. She's either bi or pan, I've heard both from her so I don't know which one.

Me: So was calling me gay for my flannel.
Her: Well it's trippy when a straight person wears flannel.
Me: Who says I'm straight?
Her: What?
Me: Yyyyeahhhhhhhh about that being straight thing...
Her: Welcome to the club!

All of us spent some of the party talking about kissing people, and then this other girl who is one of my best friends kept coming to my face and pretending to kiss me. It was pretty great.

 

When I came out to my mom, exact words:

Me: Mom I am either bisexual or completely gay.
Mom: *straight faced, unflinching* Ok. To tell you the truth I already suspected it.

Thanks mom Don't know how... don't want to know

When I came out to a lesbian coworker this week when I made her a rainbow name tag she requested:

Me: *hands name tag and starts to walk away* You know that I have a rainbow flag hanging up at my house right?
Her: *face shocked and surprised, I'm walking away* Wooo no I didn't.

I am still not sure if that was genuine surprise, I am pretty sure I fell on her gaydar last week. I dropped little rainbow hints.

 

Well duh.

 

I come out to my best friend (straight girl) and she goes "Oh hon I knew since the day I met you"

 

My best friend knew I was gay before me lmao

*end of 6th grade*

Me: I have something to tell you
Her: Are you gay?
Me: No I'm bi.
Her: Close enough.

*a couple of years later*

Me: I have something to tell you.
Her: What
Me: I'm gay.
Her: Knew it.

Ohhh I love her so much haha xd

 

When I explained that I was gay to my friend she asked if I'd be gay forever and I was like just like uuuuuuh wtf???

And my dad (I love my dad so much) he was just like, "Cool! Can we get back to Mario Kart now?"

My brother gave no shits and my mom and me got in a huge argument about how it's a grown-up and I shouldn't call myself gay because people will put me in boxes. For your information, I don't care if people put me in boxes! I don't care what other people think of me. But after that she bought me a cupcake and said how she loves me no matter what, transgender, gay, straight, it doesn't matter. Then, she hinted at how I should be bisexual in all of the following months. She finally stopped that and started treating me like a normal person again and I have to go and find out I'm Genderfluid.