I've had a few, but one to a girl I hate, when I was with my friend walking home and she came up and started asking all these questions and it was like a fu**ing job interview! She asked if we went out, no, but then followed with ridiculous questions like "Why do you want to be a lesbian? Is it just who you're attracted to?" These questions continued until "Wait, if you're a lesbian, how are you going to give someone a blowjob?" I couldn't stop laughing for ages Another was me and two girls who sat with me in English, one knew and one didn't: Girl#1:Can I tell (Girl#2) Girl#2:Tell me what? Tell me tell me! Me:I guess Girl#1:*Points to me and mouths, "She's a lesbian"* Girl#2:REALLY?! Me:Yeah... Girl#2:Hey, (name of other girl in the class) I've got n Actual Lesbian on my table!
well i shouted out to my friend I AM NOT A LESBIAN I AM BISEXUAL. HIM: yay! we can cheak out hot girls and guys! ME: wait what?! HIM: oh yeah i am biesxual too hahahah
I was skirting around it with a friend about having had a sexual encounter with another guy (who this friend also knew), and he jokingly said: "So what was going through your head; aside from a Dominican c**k?" T'was funny. :lol:
*After coming out as pansexual to select friends on FB.* Guy-Friend#1: ...So, what am I on a scale of 1/10? Guy-Friend#2: Me next, please!
My coming out stories are quite funny My first one: Me: I AM NOT A LESBIAN I AM BISEXUAL! Bek: DAMMIT I PUT $50 on LESBIAN Second one: Me: Alisha I am bisexual Alisha: great!!! Now we can check out cute guys and girls together! Me: yeah! Wait...what! Alisha: I am bisexual too Last one: Me: hey Tyler I have something to tell you Tyler: what? Me: I am bisexual Tyler: I know I am not FUCKING BLIND!!! AhAhahaha
My coming out stories. The first friend I told (I was still unsure at that time, I thought I was bi) : Me : So hum... I'm still not sure about that but I think that I might be... maybe... bi *feeling really nervous* Her *start laughing* : You're cute xD She just though I was cute being all nervous about that. I just start laughing after that, I wasn't feeling nervous anymore xD The second story is my coming out to my best friend. I had already came out to him as bi before, but it was before I realise I was really more into girls. Me (after beating around the bush for awhile, I finally said it) : I don't think I'm bisexual (I just couldn't say that I was lesbian at the time). Him : Well, I had already figured it out. Me : What ? How ? O_O Him : Just by the way you act around girls, it was pretty obvious (yeah, apparently, I'm more shy and nervous around girls xD) It's just funny when people seems to know before you even know yourself °-°
well i told my friend on facebook and this is what i sent her i hope you don't mind but i am bisexual her: okay is it okay her: sure thanks :* me:SHIT! SORRY THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!! AHHHH NOW YOUR GONNA THINK I FANCY YOU WHEN I DON'T!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Me: Mum, Dad, I'm gay. Mum: Oh! That's ok. Dad: *looks confused, then relisation dawns* Dad: For a minute I thought you said you were ok! Looking back now, Dad mishearing was pretty funny!
My mom told my bro that she thought "women only date women when they're in like, a single sex environment. Like a ship. Or jail." 21st century.
Telling my Sister... Abi: He's your boyfriend Me: Who is? Because I am pretty sure I don't have a boyfriend.... Abi: Yes you will love you ! Me: Wait I am confused...WHO are we talking about? I will love...myself? Last time I checked I wasn't a boy. Abi: So he is your boyfriend! Me: WHOOOO? Abi: Wow .. That was a bit of an intense reaction lol I was talking about John But apparently you perfer homosexual incest with your self which is fine I am not judging lol Me: LOL Abi your a goof Abi: Thank you being a goof is one of my better qualities Me: John is Isabel's boyfriend and well I am not into incest...you might not be so far off the mark with the other part. Abi: Oh good to know lol .. And glad to hear the incest part .. Complications can arise from that Me: Wow that was the most subdued reaction ever
So, this is when I came out to a female friend of mine. We shall call her A. Me: "So, ummm, A. There is something I need to tell you..." A: "What is it?" Me: "I'm kind of a girl..." A: "What?" Me: "What I'm saying is, umm, I'm transsexual..." A: "What's that?" Me: "I identify different from my birth sex. As the cliche goes, 'girl stuck in a boy's body,' (Nervous laughter)" A: Quiet for a few seconds "Lets be sisters!" She hugged me. It's funnier if you knew her. Glad to have acceptance!
The first person I came out to was my best friend. He's a really cool guy but he can be really dense sometimes. we know each other for years. It was the most awkward conversation we ever had. We were sitting in a couch watching a war movie and then it got really boring so I thought it was a good time to tell him. Me: I got to tell you something but you gotta promise you will never, ever, ever tell this to anyone. Him: okay, wait... is it bad? Me: No.. I'm... Well it's not like I'm sure or anything, but I think I might be gay. Him: .....No you're not. Me: Gabe, I'm serious. He starts laughing: No you're not, you're just confuse, it'll pass. Me: Gabe, i'm not confuse, i'm serious Him: Man, listen to me. If you dream about guys or have fantasies some times, it doesn't mean you're gay. I have it all the time, Last year I even thought I might be gay too but my dad said it's like totaly normal. You can have a girlfriend, don't worry about it. It'll be okay. Me: ...O.O Whaat?! Him: What? Me: You just said... you what? Him: Yeah, man, like, I'm not a hypocrite, I can tell if a guy is hot or something, and the other stuff, its normal your body feels, when youre young... right? It doesnt' mean you're gay Me: Gabe, yes it does. If you like guys, like, sexually, then you're gay. That's like the definition of gay. Or the other bissexual thing. And there's nothing wrong in liking a guy, but if you do, how the hell can you be straight? Him:... Me: Gabe? Him: .... I can't? Me: Gabe that's not fair, I was supossed to come out, not you! Him: Oh. My. God. Then we just spent the whole afternoon talking about the fact that Gabe might be gay... Thank god he's a really open minded person.
Heh. Sounds like your coming out process has been interesting:icon_bigg Also glad to hear that it seems to be going well and that you sound like you're doing better since your earlier posts Hope things continue in a positive direction. Todd
